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Fuzzy Fred wrote:so wait, the secret to tone is nutella and nail polish? brb my pedals are getting it done today

so much win

im just gonna say that blues has easily been THE MOST "Uncle Tom"'d genre of music ever and it boils down to either a hamfisted emulation or a patronizing endearment to "teh reel blooz" as opposed to taking the spirit and the style of it and using it to your own ends.

and i'm talking about blues/blues rock and not anything based on 1-4-5 and shit. Rockabilly isn't hamfisted or patronizing simply because it hasn't changed a damn thing about itself in 50 years, which makes it a museum act.

have i told you guys how snobby i am about folk traditions?

Gearmond wrote:have i told you guys how snobby i am about folk traditions?

No, keep going.

let's stay on topic here guyz...
THANKS KEN!

smallsnd/bigsnd wrote:let's stay on topic here guyz...
THANKS KEN!

NO, THIS IS PERFECTLY PERTINENT AS FREEKISH BLUES HAS APPROPRIATED THE IMAGE OF "DA BLOOZ" FOR COMPLETELY MONETARY GAINS, ALL THE WHILE BUYING CHEAP PEDALS AND SELLING THEM FOR MORE, THUS MAKING A PROFIT OFF OF CHEAP AS SHIT STUFF REPAINTED, GOOPED AND SOLD FOR MARKUP PRICES, AS WELL AS CAPITALIZING NOT ONLY ON THE IMAGE OF THE OL MISSA BLOOZ MAN AS WELL AS THE MODERN RICH BLUES GUY VIA THEIR YOUTUBE ADS.

hee. you said "capitalizing". IN ALL CAPS.

i see what you did there.

that part was what i like to call "serendrunkity"

WHO got the Kitty Drunk and wrapped up in Saran wrap??!?

WHO??!?

...... ah jia. breaking it DOWN yo.

futuresailors wrote:

fetch wrote:

tuffteef wrote:psh dont talk to me about morals... fuck head

And don't get snappy at me just because I called it like I saw it. At least yet again I didn't need to get primitive and resort to name-calling...

He's Australian...

the yanky gets it

Whichever way you goop it up & degoop it, this thread is full of goop, uh, I mean win.

Don't worry we have top men working on restoring the video without it getting yanked.

Top. Men.

Toonster wrote:

sylnau wrote:What is the Farndurk story?
I never read TGP so

What I read after some google: People ordered pedals more than a year ago, never got them, no updates via mail etcetera

It's way deeper than that...there's some BS about getting your money back if you want to back out...something about "buying in" to get a refund
Stinks of a ponzi scheme.

GMD getting his "Red Dot" on.

Moron.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLg8_KZ6HrU[/youtube]

That's pretty sad. How can he knowingly sell those pieces of shit to people? Obviously, he only cares about getting views. I've never liked his demos but that's a pretty low sack of shit move.

I'm severely disappointed at the lack of female objectification in this demo. Freekish Blues has really lost their touch, I mean, now what the fuck am I supposed to use to accentuate my Dumble's fragile upper harmonics? A fuckin' Joyo or something?

Oh wait...