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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
I'm...just gonna stand over there for awhile, OK? Y'all go on without me...really...
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behndy wrote:...or Unsuspecting Tourist Penetration.... whatever does it for you.... i don't judge....
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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
I've had to refrain in uncertainty so many times. And it's lame.
NOPE, we got SPAGHETTI
NOPE, we got SPAGHETTI
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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
*grabs Mudd*
NOPE! getcher ass in here Kenner. shit's gonna be AWESOME.
'SKETTI TIIIIIIMEEEE!!!
NOPE! getcher ass in here Kenner. shit's gonna be AWESOME.
'SKETTI TIIIIIIMEEEE!!!
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i

Do any of you gentlemen have a suitable substitute for NOSE GREASE

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sweet. Buddha's. brown bits.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
I find that the blood of orphans has the ideal mix of "slippery" and "long-lasting" to cover so many types of lubricant needs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw


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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Heatmonger wrote:
Do any of you gentlemen have a suitable substitute for NOSE GREASE
No thanks, that would make my pick slip out of my hand even more then normal.
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But..but TOAN IS IN THE FINGERZ!! You don't even NEED to hide behind effects as long as you have fingertoans!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw


sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.


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Achtane wrote:But..but TOAN IS IN THE FINGERZ!! You don't even NEED to hide behind effects as long as you have fingertoans!
Apparently it's nosetoans
I make noise toys under Stomping Stones
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bet that sounds nasally
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theavondon wrote:bet that sounds nasally
Bah-dumm TSSS
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Achtane wrote:But..but TOAN IS IN THE FINGERZ!! You don't even NEED to hide behind effects as long as you have fingertoans!

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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Lemme preface this with the simple fact that I'm loaded enough that it took me 7 tries to get from "you dun fucked up your name/password" to posting. (I even had to Captchya a bit.)
Nevermind that my evening has made a vast quantity of mildly existence-qualifying things minutes (as in little, not as in fraction of an hour), miserable, and vastly-world conqueringly inconseqential.
Nevermind the Talkbass Gospel:
Jaco only needed four. Mark Olson fucks kittens. No good players use effects. All smart people are conservative-leaning old men. And Praise and Worship is the greatest club this side of fuck-your-sister Landlocked-capital, Landlocked state.
And never mind that spellcheck is being a redline underline nazi...
That made me giggle.
Fuck Stryper. Fuck Hair metal. Fuck fascists, and fuck the miserable luck that put a bunch of monkeys in a position to suffer existential crisis after existential crisis.

Nevermind that my evening has made a vast quantity of mildly existence-qualifying things minutes (as in little, not as in fraction of an hour), miserable, and vastly-world conqueringly inconseqential.
Nevermind the Talkbass Gospel:
Jaco only needed four. Mark Olson fucks kittens. No good players use effects. All smart people are conservative-leaning old men. And Praise and Worship is the greatest club this side of fuck-your-sister Landlocked-capital, Landlocked state.
And never mind that spellcheck is being a redline underline nazi...
behndy wrote:fucking Stryper looking corporate symbol you got there buddy. nice!
That made me giggle.
Fuck Stryper. Fuck Hair metal. Fuck fascists, and fuck the miserable luck that put a bunch of monkeys in a position to suffer existential crisis after existential crisis.

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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
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aen wrote:Or I'll just use fuzz. Then Ill sound cool regardless.
Achtane wrote:Well, volcanoes are pretty fuckin' cool. Like I guess lava flows are doomy. Slow and still able to to melt your eardrums.
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i am so falling deeper and deeper in love with D.O.seyD.oh.
and GAWD i hope the fact that Mark Olson Fucks Kttens DOES become one of the oft-repeated, justify their small-mindedness gospel Over There.
if it weren't for efx, i'd stay the fuck out of there. asked a simple question about volume loss going from one signal into 4x12's vs two signals going into 2x12's each, and got 5 or 6 responses on how the use of the word Bi-Amping was improper in the title. then very in depth descriptions of what Bi-Amping IS. i said thankz, that's cool! so, i used the wrong word, any help on the volume question? more descriptions of bi-amping.
fucking pedantic clam-pussy holes. eat a dick. eat a whole BOWL of dicks.
and GAWD i hope the fact that Mark Olson Fucks Kttens DOES become one of the oft-repeated, justify their small-mindedness gospel Over There.
if it weren't for efx, i'd stay the fuck out of there. asked a simple question about volume loss going from one signal into 4x12's vs two signals going into 2x12's each, and got 5 or 6 responses on how the use of the word Bi-Amping was improper in the title. then very in depth descriptions of what Bi-Amping IS. i said thankz, that's cool! so, i used the wrong word, any help on the volume question? more descriptions of bi-amping.
fucking pedantic clam-pussy holes. eat a dick. eat a whole BOWL of dicks.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC
