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Mudfuzz wrote:

elbandito wrote:Why don't zombies try to eat animals too? I mean, they've got brains...

Why? well peoples have nice plump brains, they have no claws, they have no fur, they have no horns, they have no fangs, easy pick'ns

But animals don't have lawnmowers...
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nad wrote:

Jebus wrote:Can you show me now that I will not be killed in vain? Show me just a little of your omnipresent brain! Show me there's a reason for your wanting me to die! You're far too keen on where and how, but not so hot on why!

Why am I such a hypochondriac? I found like 20 mouse turds in the back of a new-to-me cab this week (Bag End Q10B-D hooray!), and now I'm convinced I have the hantavirus. Why?

Also I'm totally in agreement about peanut butter. M - F only. Why?

I will one up you.........

Why did a packrat decide to make a home in my old Mitchell 1X15 cab? nothing fed back like that thing... One day I went to move it and a PILE of rat shit fell out of the port... Everything was destroyed AND! it filled the cab full of rocks....

devnulljp wrote:

Mudfuzz wrote:

elbandito wrote:Why don't zombies try to eat animals too? I mean, they've got brains...

Why? well peoples have nice plump brains, they have no claws, they have no fur, they have no horns, they have no fangs, easy pick'ns

But animals don't have lawnmowers...
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Why not?

Oh that reminds me...

Why do we have to have lawns? I find them repressive to my psyche...

Why do you think we have to have lawns?
Why do millions of people not have lawns?
Why don't we have to have basements?

futuresailors wrote:Why do you think we have to have lawns?

Why to oppress our souls!

futuresailors wrote:Why do millions of people not have lawns?

Why because they are smart and just.

futuresailors wrote:Why don't we have to have basements?

Why for fear or raccoons of course

why did they cut down the willow trees in front of my townhouse???

why am i doomed to have the sun setting in my eye while i sit in the living room and play guitar??? i loved that tree...

why do i triple punctuate???

why are blueberry eggos so good???

why do geese sound so funny when they are in heat???

why didnt i read this at lunch time???

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Why have kids, when their kids will be desperately fighting off cannibals at the front door after civilization collapses in 50 years' time?

yesterday for breakfast WHY? did i make da bomb French Toast. WHY? did i have to put Mrs. Butterworth's on that shit so it would be even more da bomb. & then why did the bacon that i put black pepper, cumin & ground marjoram on whilst cooking just go so mutherfuckin' right w/ my French Toast.

WHY? am i going to make some rib-eye steaks for breakfast & eat the leftover French Toast that i didn't fuck up yesterday.

WHY? am i typing this on ILF instead of gettin' my fanny in the damn kitchen.

what about "if's" and but's .....

here's an excuse to post this
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IT'S ALL MIRACLES MUTHA FUCKAS

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less_cunning wrote:yesterday for breakfast WHY? did i make da bomb French Toast. WHY? did i have to put Mrs. Butterworth's on that shit so it would be even more da bomb. & then why did the bacon that i put black pepper, cumin & ground marjoram on whilst cooking just go so mutherfuckin' right w/ my French Toast.

WHY? am i going to make some rib-eye steaks for breakfast & eat the leftover French Toast that i didn't fuck up yesterday.

WHY? am i typing this on ILF instead of gettin' my fanny in the damn kitchen.

Why does ILF torment me with distant yummies?

futuresailors wrote:

less_cunning wrote:yesterday for breakfast WHY? did i make da bomb French Toast. WHY? did i have to put Mrs. Butterworth's on that shit so it would be even more da bomb. & then why did the bacon that i put black pepper, cumin & ground marjoram on whilst cooking just go so mutherfuckin' right w/ my French Toast.

WHY? am i going to make some rib-eye steaks for breakfast & eat the leftover French Toast that i didn't fuck up yesterday.

WHY? am i typing this on ILF instead of gettin' my fanny in the damn kitchen.

Why does ILF torment me with distant yummies?

Because stomp boxes are hard to swallow.... And that's why.