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Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:32 pm
by weebles
Here's a reply video from a practicing attorney in Austin.
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Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:43 pm
by Bassist_Diver
Between him and our wanna-be Rob Zombie/hippie lawyer, I'd say we have the best fucking lawyers in the country:
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Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:23 pm
by Bloodhammer
popvulture wrote:adamajah wrote:sadly we're in a time when hipsters are the least bastardy of the bastard race. Aim higher man!
This! I hear Breitbart has an opening
Nah. Where I live being alt right would just endear me to people.
I think I'll spend this month arguing that the Earth is flat and trying to convince teenagers to eat Tide pods while listening to ICP.
Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:12 am
by popvulture
DAVID KOMIE ON ILF. The circle of life is complete!
Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:13 am
by adi
Same here bh baba,
Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:04 am
by D.o.S.
Start a pedal demo channel
Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:23 am
by $harkToootth
Alright, alright...I have all the answers now. The answer is easy. "Archaic Douche Baggery"
Everybody put down your cell-phones, suit up with your comfiest pair of baggy cargo pants and let's take cues from late 90's/early 2000's music videos.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXnF7fCCVzY[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXnF7fCCVzY
Also pretend you didn't just watch these on youtube but TRL.
Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:25 am
by $harkToootth
Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:26 pm
by calfzilla
Get a flip phone and throw away your TV because "you like being able to disconnect" but constantly talk about how awesome Hulu and Netflix are to watch from a $2500 laptop you use exclusively to blog and stream. Start a youtube channel about your journey through life on the Paleo diet and have a Patreon account dedicated to funding your love of Little Debbie snacks. Oh and complain about how all your friends are sketchy and flaky but consistently refuse to do favors for anyone. That should get you started.
Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:30 pm
by $harkToootth
I need to stop reeling in the negativity but it does irrationally bother me when I go out of my way to hang out with someone and they are inundated in their phone.
I'm usually such a push over but last time I said to the person, "No it's okay. I can leave" and left. Immature on my end? Perhaps. Highly recommended though.
Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:51 pm
by echorec
$harkToootth wrote:I'm usually such a push over but last time I said to the person, "No it's okay. I can leave" and left. Immature on my end? Perhaps. Highly recommended though.
I once left friends in another town, because they wouldn't get in the car. I drove and had a splitting headache. I was too young to drink in the bar, and I hated the girls my friends were talking to. I informed them, that I was going to play a song and anyone not in the car when the song ended was getting left behind. Someone had brought a Tenacious D CD he wanted us to hear, and when that 3-min track was over, I left. They had to sleep on another friend's couch/floor. Meanwhile I was 30 miles away, asleep in my own bed. That definitely felt good.
Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:02 pm
by $harkToootth
Some times you just have to do stuff like that
. LIke the monster from Jeepers Creepers, that mode of me seldom comes out. Even then, it's not like you're attacking the other person's character or anything. Just ending the extent of interaction at the present time.
Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:16 pm
by friendship
$harkToootth wrote:I need to stop reeling in the negativity but it does irrationally bother me when I go out of my way to hang out with someone and they are inundated in their phone.
I'm usually such a push over but last time I said to the person, "No it's okay. I can leave" and left. Immature on my end? Perhaps. Highly recommended though.
I don't think that's immature at all. People who do this are self-absorbed shitheads.
Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:04 pm
by Bloodhammer
I definitely need to start playing with my phone constantly. I should create Facebook and Reddit accounts and start conducting real-time conversations by text only.
adi wrote:Same here bh baba,
Adi! It's been a while! How have you been, baba?
Re: I'd like to be more of a bastard for 2018
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:50 pm
by BitchPudding
Become as insufferably PC as possible. Make sure nothing doesn't offend you or make you go "UM ACTUALLY".
If you've gotten to the point where your painfully hipster friends don't even wanna talk to you anymore, you've achieved your goal.