The Velvet Hammer AMA

[The Velvet Hammer]

Arby's sauce or Horsey sauce?

The Hammer has tried neither of these condiments, although he does enjoy some Castrol and fries...

If he had to pick based on description though, Horsey, as Arby's contains Worcestershire and he's not in to fermented fish.

Do you prefer horses?

Not many animals require a hammer, but the horse does for shoes to protect its hooves, The Hammer appreciates this.

[The Velvet Hammer]

Which fuzz is the best fuzz for Hammering?

The kind where you don't hit your fingers and it always hits the mark.

[The Velvet Hammer]

I'll take that.


AKA SUCK IT

The Velvet Hammer will suck nothing, although he appreciates how descriptive a username can be.

Exhibits A & B.

[actual]

I'll take that.


AKA SUCK IT

The Velvet Hammer will suck nothing, although he appreciates how descriptive a username can be.

Exhibits A & B.

it wasn't directed towards you. Nevermind.

[Mudfuzz]

Will hammer sucking over take doorknob licking in popularity in Japanese porn?

[JonnyAngle]

Or

[The Velvet Hammer]

Both...

Although the second would likely be preferred, a single malt over a blend is usually the preferred choice.

[The Velvet Hammer]

Will hammer sucking over take doorknob licking in popularity in Japanese porn?

While The Hammer was unaware of this phenomenon, he is fairly certain the the doorknob will always hold phallic superiority over the hammer.

The Ball-Peen would be a natural contender, if not for its smaller stature.

[Iommic Pope]

I'll take that.


AKA SUCK IT

2Pac's Changes is better....

[gnomethrone]

Turrrrn and face the strange, ch ch changes

[Iommic Pope]

[echorec]

This question is for anyone. I don't understand the weird dichotomy between voyeurism/board abstinence and this sudden outpouring. From roughly 40 posts in 6 years to 30 posts in 48 hours is a fairly significant swinging of the pendulum. So is VH more Harry Lime or more Hitchcock?

[Iommic Pope]

Velvet Hammer is omnipresent but usually intervenes silently.
Its not often the VH has to act but its invocation is normally reserved for the most horrendous of abhorrent offenders, obviously, because the rest of us are full time shitposting.
The past year in the real world has been tough on everyone, so my guess is this is some of that spilling over here, so beginning a fight to keep this place as it was and attempt to retain some immunity from what seems like a nonsensical shitstorm, or to recognise that perhaps no place can exist untouched from the taint of reality and that survival requires adjusting for stasis accordingly.
The great philosophical divide, staring ILF down as we peer down into its unsettling and uncertain abyss, desperately searching for signs of hope that the path across is without ugliness.

[goroth]

That was profound man.



VH: why did Rob Flynn think making The Burning Red was a good idea?

[Iommic Pope]

Ugh.
Fuck that record.
I almost mentioned it in the meh cuts thread, but then I remembered there isn't a single high point on the album.