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Can we take a moment to talk about how much Zak's Wylde sucks?
Because, he does.

Fan fact: dogs are all the same species. The different breeds are just the expressions of selected genes.

Iommic Pope wrote:
Can we take a moment to talk about how much Zak's Wylde sucks?
Because, he does.

Have you seen his new guitars?? If you didn't hate him before, and knew absolutely jack about him, they would be enough to convince you that he is a total piece of shit.

Also joe holmes and jake e lee were way better as ozzy guitarists.

I sat through black label society as the opener for judas priest. wylde played the longest and worst solo ive ever experienced. he stood on a box, the rest of the band stopped playing and he shredded like a sad dad at guitar center. i got up to get a beer and it just kept going as i made my way thru the amphitheatre. it was a bummer.

legalize pitts, ban BLS

I haven't seen his new guitars. I may go check that now.

Man I ended up getting roped into seeing them years ago at the height of the Dime tribute thing. He was psychotically drunk and played piano ballads all night trying his best to be redneck Elton John and blessing himself with the sign of the cross constantly.
Shit was fucked.

Ok just checked out his guitars.
So he just took all his crap Gibson custom shop stuff and made it uglier.
Who fucking cares?

The real question is did zakk wylde ruin pinch harmonics, or are they both terrible and as such drawn to each other?

But with pitbulls, when I was growing up there was a drug dealer who lived half a block from us with a pitbull that would basically randomly get out of his yard and attack things. It was kind of sad though because sometimes it would just stand and stare at dandelions. Our other neighbour got attacked while walking his husky and if you're curious, well trained husky beats abused pitbull in a fight. There should just be a background checks on pet owners though. Like some people you kind of know are going to treat animals like shit. That would probably actually solve the problem here.
But corgis are best dog and I will not hear any reason so don't even try

Pinch harmonics are fucking awesome, but Zak Wylde is a fucking douchebag.
I don't think he ruined them but I am going to have to put forth a motion to strike his back catalogue from the record of human history and not hear a pinch harmonic again for 3-5 years in order to put his abuse of them behind us.

OR we build a memorial to pinch harmonics that people can visit like they do Auschwitz and let the healing begin.

Seems reasonable.

I have a friend who is, in her words, "not a pet person" and it boggles my mind.

D.o.S. wrote:I have a friend who is, in her words, "not a pet person" and it boggles my mind.

Right? God, these sweet, furry creatures who want to cuddle with me—get them the fuck away!

I'm not a pet person.
I can't even handle taking care of myself, much less an animal that can't get shit for itself.

jrfox92 wrote:I'm not a pet person.
I can't even handle taking care of myself, much less an animal that can't get shit for itself.

They can too shit for themselves. They're just going to do it on the floor. Which, I mean, when I'm drunk enough I sometimes go to Waffle House and do the exact same thing.


So basically a doggo is exactly like having a little fuzzy shitfaced SPACERITUAL running around your apartment.

And that's why I am a cat owner.

D.o.S. wrote:I have a friend who is, in her words, "not a pet person" and it boggles my mind.

It's called being an adult who is capable of emotional self sufficiency (with booze of course).

I don't understand the need to have a filthy animal all up in my space.

If pets didn't poop everywhere they'd be great.

but poop is gross.

also vomit.

everything that comes out of them except for sounds.

the sounds are great and I want them.