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Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:29 pm
by D.o.S.
Chankgeez wrote:
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:31 pm
by snipelfritz
The Celtic goddess shall be mine!
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:22 pm
by Iommic Pope
Invisible Man wrote:Iommic Rope wrote:Attournies
Dear god please tell me this isn't how you spell this word. Please tell me it's a typo.

No that was a typo.
Sorry dude I didn't catch that.
But, thank you.
Chankgeez wrote:Iommic Pope wrote: Medieval
What? I spelt that correctly!

Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:02 pm
by Chankgeez
Iommic Pope wrote:
Chankgeez wrote:Iommic Pope wrote: Medieval
What? I spelt that correctly!


No, I thought you were using a faux-medieval spelling of "attournies".

Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:05 am
by Iommic Pope
Haha!
Not sure if the outdated old timey spelling had the 'u'.
Maybe I'll just take credit for that and we can all agree I'm wittier than reality might suggest.
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 7:55 am
by Chankgeez

When I wanna make words seem olde I just throw lots of extra vowels in 'em.

Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 8:26 am
by Invisible Man
Chankgeez wrote:Iommic Pope wrote:
Chankgeez wrote:Iommic Pope wrote: Medieval
What? I spelt that correctly!


No, I thought you were using a faux-medieval spelling of "attournies".

I thought it was some 'roo rompling bullshit. Sticking unnecessary vowels in things all willy-nilly.
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 8:54 am
by Iommic Pope
Chankgeez wrote:
When I wanna make words seem olde I just throw lots of extra vowels in 'em.

That is usually the case.
Invisible Man wrote:Chankgeez wrote:Iommic Pope wrote:
Chankgeez wrote:Iommic Pope wrote: Medieval
What? I spelt that correctly!


No, I thought you were using a faux-medieval spelling of "attournies".

I thought it was some 'roo rompling bullshit. Sticking unnecessary vowels in things all willy-nilly.
Well, we do speak English in this country, which means dropping whole syllables out is a no-no.
"Aluminum", I'm talking to you.
But, no, I just fucked up that time.

Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 8:56 am
by Iommic Pope
And while we're on extra "unnecessary vowels" I'd also like to query exactly how is it that you guys say "nucular", when it is clearly spelt NUCLEAR?
Having said that, we do pronounce "data" as DAH-TAH.
Which is plainly wrong, but it feels dirty to say it right.
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:04 am
by Chankgeez
Iommic Pope wrote:... I'd also like to query exactly how is it that you guys say "nucular", when it is clearly spelt NUCLEAR?
I think you're thinking of this guy:

Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:18 am
by Iommic Pope
Come on now, you can't keep blaming everything on that guy.
That'd be like me blaming everything on this guy:
When really, it was this guy, too:
Then her:
That guy again:
This arseclown:
And now, this guy:
It's been a rough decade.

Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:22 am
by Chankgeez
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:30 am
by D.o.S.
This page has exactly 0 cute barristers.
I don't like it. You're on the list.
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:32 am
by Jero
Iommic Pope wrote:... I'd also like to query exactly how is it that you guys say "nucular", when it is clearly spelt NUCLEAR?
It's like he combined "tubular!" with nuke
"It's totally nucular mannn...like all the bombs and stuff...it's blowwwn."
*insert Spicoli pic*
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:12 pm
by Eivind August
Iommic Pope wrote:This arseclown:

Holy shit, Hugo Weaving was your prime minister?