Impossibilities that happened to you

[Jwar]

I laughed so fucking hard when I read that I had to read it to like three other people! hahahaha

[oldangelmidnight]

The funniest thing about it is they gave me my pills back because I was prescribed them, but they were in bags because I was going to sell them. They just gave them back.

So did you sell them?

[waltdogg]

should have fell on my head when i was climbing rocks in santa cruz a week or two ago. luckily i landed flat on my back on a flat rock below. walked away with just a sprained ankle. i was high as a kite. i should have not landed so gracefully for a human.

[Jwar]

The funniest thing about it is they gave me my pills back because I was prescribed them, but they were in bags because I was going to sell them. They just gave them back.

So did you sell them?

Well kind of. I'm ashamed of the second part of the story.


I traded a bag of them to a guy for 10 hits of acid and he got pulled over with them. Last I had heard he was sentenced to prison and I don't know for how long.

I feel bad he got nabbed for something I gave him but I guess the same could have happened to me.

[rustywire]

When I was 9, after school in the gym I was shooting hoops and I don't remember how it came up, but this one older kid tried to make a half court shot backwards, no look over his head. I decided to try it and hit on the first attempt.

[kbit]

I essentially met my fiance by sending pics of my junk to random women on snapchat?

Yr engaged? Congrats dude

[01010111]

I essentially met my fiance by sending pics of my junk to random women on snapchat?

Yr engaged? Congrats dude

Thanks!

[Disarm D'arcy]

But you did get to use milquetoast.

Milk-Toast.

French Toast.

Freedom Toast.

Did someone say my name or something?

[snipelfritz]

Oui oui wiener!