Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 6:12 pm
Do i have to fuck the animal inside or could it be in like a nice field or on a mountain or some shit?
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Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 6:44 pm
This is starting to get awfully Black Mirror.
Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:34 pm
Any of you read "the goat. Or who is Sylvia?" One of my favorite plays I've ever read.
id agree, depends on telling the partner and what they think.
id agree, depends on telling the partner and what they think.
Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:35 pm
I mean if you're rolling with the idea of the 'literally perfect SO' implied in the question you'd have to assume the other party wouldn't give it a second thought.
Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:36 pm
Up to you.SPACERITUAL wrote:Do i have to fuck the animal inside or could it be in like a nice field or on a mountain or some shit?
Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:36 pm
They're*Joe Gress wrote:My family raised goats.
Their not sexy.
Their chores.
however, there's no obligation on your part toward the goat beyond the act. It will live a happy and fulfilled life (with fuckin') if you say yes or no (less fuckin' if you say no).
Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:46 pm
D.o.S. wrote:Up to you.SPACERITUAL wrote:Do i have to fuck the animal inside or could it be in like a nice field or on a mountain or some shit?
Im in. But what if i end up, after a time, taking a shine to the goat and ultimately preferring the goat to my supposed inamorata??? Then like, in order to be with the goat would i have to start fucking my ex 4x a year?
Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:47 pm
I'D CATCH A GRENAAAAADE FOR YAAAA
FUCK A GOOOAAAAT FOR YAAAAA
FUCK A GOOOAAAAT FOR YAAAAA
Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:49 pm
Achtane wrote:I'D CATCH A GRENAAAAADE FOR YAAAA
FUCK A GOOOAAAAT FOR YAAAAA
Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:04 pm
Eivind August wrote:Isn't this basically the plot from Twilight?
Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:06 pm
And thanks, D.o.S., for patiently moderating the goat fucking thread with wisdom and patience.
Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:19 pm
in B4
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS0UDi1kD3Q[/youtube]
?
Or would I?
Worst case scenario:
The whole goat thing messes with your head so much you can't get it up... then what?
Viagra & Lube?
Great, now I'm imagining a weird threesome with The Goat & Mrs. Perfect,
because she'd be so awesome to help you fuck the goat so you could stay together, no?
Oh my!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS0UDi1kD3Q[/youtube]
?
Or would I?
Worst case scenario:
The whole goat thing messes with your head so much you can't get it up... then what?
Viagra & Lube?
Great, now I'm imagining a weird threesome with The Goat & Mrs. Perfect,
because she'd be so awesome to help you fuck the goat so you could stay together, no?
Oh my!
Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:30 pm
I would buy it dinner first.
Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 10:29 pm
nope. I'd reject both and live out my days as an alcoholic novelist writing bitter stories involving thinly-veiled metaphors for the situation, but my audience and critics would never catch on to it, even when I start getting sloppy:
J.F. Samson - Goat Farm Horror
"It's a tale of two lovers who share a bond wrought with the tempest of self-doubt and the abandonment of those around them, yet like his earlier novels (Horned Love, Even Billy Goats Get The Blues, and last year's Four-Legged Ruin), Samson continues to paint a vivid portrait of tension in a esoteric setting that seems at first almost out-of-place."
J.F. Samson - Goat Farm Horror
"It's a tale of two lovers who share a bond wrought with the tempest of self-doubt and the abandonment of those around them, yet like his earlier novels (Horned Love, Even Billy Goats Get The Blues, and last year's Four-Legged Ruin), Samson continues to paint a vivid portrait of tension in a esoteric setting that seems at first almost out-of-place."
Re: There's no good way to ask this
Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:13 am
bears noting IM is dodging the question here.Invisible Man wrote:And thanks, D.o.S., for patiently moderating the goat fucking thread with wisdom and patience.