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why so much goldblum?


That doll at the top of this thread is terrifying and yes it probably will murder you.


My parents used to get the kids dolls like that for Christmas and one year we accidentally burned one (cleaning up wrapping paper and tossing it in the woodstove)

I went to toss a log on later and the head rolled out, that was the creepiest thing I have ever experienced.
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That sounds creepy as hell!

And the goldblum... Just one of those things that evolved slowly out of a weird joke. I don't really know.
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I have figurines of teenage anime girls.

So either it's that or just me.


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My cat altar/tape shelf/Battle Troll display:
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hbombgraphics wrote:why so much goldblum?


That doll at the top of this thread is terrifying and yes it probably will murder you.


My parents used to get the kids dolls like that for Christmas and one year we accidentally burned one (cleaning up wrapping paper and tossing it in the woodstove)

I went to toss a log on later and the head rolled out, that was the creepiest thing I have ever experienced.
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There's this antique mirror in my apartment that has freaked people out. I used to hang old pictures of my forebears on the opposite wall, in dark. Placing it in just the right angle in the corridor, behind a blind angle from where people dress on their coats when leaving and chat with me, and when they turn for the door - for a split second they see another person standing behind them in the dark. :lol:

Especially this certain lady (from my moms foster parents lineage) who earned a ghost-safe-guard-of-the-house reputation. Some friends of mine even half joking insisted they had had dreams about her.
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I have a bunch of human bones, but my basement is the set up to a horror movie honestly. It's a tiny crawl space full of my landlord's grandma's furniture from the early 1900's. The first time I had to go down there there was some kids thesis on "Jesus and the Christian Satan" on a table under a light bulb and if you forget the light you can see it coming through cracks in the floor.
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My wife is the creepiest because she is the cause of all the rest of the creepy dolls/clowns/dead bats in resin.
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BoatRich wrote:It's a tiny crawl space full of my landlord's grandma's furniture from the early 1900's. The first time I had to go down there there was some kids thesis on "Jesus and the Christian Satan" on a table under a light bulb and if you forget the light you can see it coming through cracks in the floor.
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blakestree wrote:
BoatRich wrote:It's a tiny crawl space full of my landlord's grandma's furniture from the early 1900's. The first time I had to go down there there was some kids thesis on "Jesus and the Christian Satan" on a table under a light bulb and if you forget the light you can see it coming through cracks in the floor.
Sounds lovely.
Yeah it's pretty terrifying.... It's a 115 year old house in downtown Richmond that's been kept up just enough to live in for the most part. Great location though.
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You guys all have so many decorations. Wow.

Creepiest thing about my apartment is the lack of counter space in the kitchen. IT'S SO DIFFICULT TO COOK ANYTHING!
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