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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:41 pm
by Monarch
D.o.S. wrote:fuck and no to that shit.

(is it good?)
Best coffee I tried and it's discovery of a year for me. Levels up concetration and mental focus for almost all day (until you get used to it).

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 7:42 pm
by Iommic Pope
Hang on, behnders figures out how to make a mocha at home like a five year old and decides it needs a thread?
Cmon, man. Seriously.

Don't post this kind of shit until you've graduated to Nutella lined mochas.
Then lecture me about changing my life.

Also I think my wife and kids just used up the last of our milk.
Better go make a black.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 7:43 pm
by Iommic Pope
But also, :hug: .

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 7:51 pm
by Chankgeez
Flat black, ftw?

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 7:55 pm
by Iommic Pope
So it would seem.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 8:02 pm
by Chankgeez
behndy needs some café cubano, ca phe sua da or Thai iced coffee. :idk:

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 8:05 pm
by Iommic Pope
One of the girls I work with is a Chilean-Australian power lifter. In summer she only drinks iced espresso.
It freaks baristas out.
I'm yet to step up to that level of hardcore.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 8:07 pm
by Chankgeez
I usually like regular old hot espresso, but when it's scorching outside, I've been known to throw that over ice and add a splash of soy milk. Blasphemy, I know.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 8:09 pm
by Iommic Pope
It's all good man, do whatever it takes to get caffeinated.

Except, obviously, steaming up some Nestle Quik and pouring that out.
Because that's, you know, not correct.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 8:15 pm
by behndy
Iommic Pope wrote:Hang on, behnders figures out how to make a mocha at home like a five year old and decides it needs a thread?
Cmon, man. Seriously.

Don't post this kind of shit until you've graduated to Nutella lined mochas.
Then lecture me about changing my life.

Also I think my wife and kids just used up the last of our milk.
Better go make a black.
BUT POPEY IT'S NOT JUST A MOCHA. MOCHAS HAVE THAT BITTER VEIN OF CHOCOLATENESSISITY. THIS SHIT IS SMOOTH AND DELICIOUS LIKE A GOOD HAAGEN DAZ ICE CREAM BUT STILL. YOU KNOW. COFFEEEEEE.

heh. Butt Pope.

i would be OKAYYYYYY if ILF had a Butt Week where a widget changed everyone's username to Butt [USERNAME].

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 8:19 pm
by Chankgeez
behndy wrote:

i would be OKAYYYYYY if ILF had a Butt Week where a widget changed everyone's username to Butt [USERNAME].
Yes, and we could have some special "butt" events.

And, also, a special commemorative pedal built into a butt plug.
behndy wrote: THAT BITTER VEIN OF CHOCOLATENESSISITY.
behndy wrote: THIS SHIT IS SMOOTH AND DELICIOUS LIKE A GOOD HAAGEN DAZ ICE CREAM BUT STILL. YOU KNOW. COFFEEEEEE.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 8:34 pm
by Iommic Pope
Dude, bitter chocolate on coffee action is what it's all about.


Also, am now considering changing my name to Butt Pope.

Maybe we could get butt plugs cast in our image/avatar?
I'd totally get one made of Tony Iommi wearing a Pope's hat.
This is fast becoming the best thread ever.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:23 am
by fever606
behndy wrote:DELICIOUS LIKE A GOOD HAAGEN DAZ ICE CREAM
Backing up your provably false assertion with more provably false assertions... :no:

Butt Fever

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:35 am
by Chankgeez
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtSr3_5b1uc[/youtube]

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:38 am
by Sparrow
been having a lazy night.. had an Americano before - cause they weren't brewing the house brew. good stuff :)