ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread

[futuresailors]

I'M GONNA MAKE IT HARD AND NOT GIVE YOU ANYTHING

[Tristan]

But but, that's unsatisfactory for both of us...

[Jwar]

I want

A puppy
A pony


oh wait...

[phantasmagorovich]

Goddamn, I so want a puppy!

[Schlatte]

shirt size m here!
whoever gets me will have a hard time stalking, since i haven't been posting much lately :/
buuuuut i'll get back to it. pinky swear!

i don't have any allergies but a severe hatred against liquorice. everything else is up to you, kind santa of secretness.

[Jwar]

Goddamn, I so want a puppy!

I'd send you a puppy...but I'm not sure it'd make the trip ok...

[Jwar]

Goddamn, I so want a puppy!

I'd send you a puppy...but I'm not sure it'd make the trip ok...

[coldbrightsunlight]

Just gotta make it a ROAD trip. Then there's puppies and bros.

[Jwar]

Just gotta make it a ROAD trip. Then there's puppies and bros.

That would be awesome! Maybe I'll swing by Germany on my way to Finland when I visit Doug from Darkglass.

[phantasmagorovich]

Just gotta make it a ROAD trip. Then there's puppies and bros.

That would be awesome! Maybe I'll swing by Germany on my way to Finland when I visit Doug from Darkglass.

[01010111]

Eatables: candy. Any candy that isn't licorice or coconut will make me happy. Divinity and chocolate will make me love you forever.

Wearables: T-shirt size is medium, and hat size is large or 7 1/4

Readables: comics, manga, short stories, and cool picture books will always make me happy.

Watchables: horror and b-movies and grindhouse and arthouse.

Listenables:

I want to like the stuff you like

Playables: any fuzz that isn't a wolf computer would be cool, as would anything that makes squeely/oscillating/rumbly/disgusting/ugly/beautiful noises.

[KaosCill8r]

Munchies, I love sweet stuff. I love licorice, but I draw the line at that salty Dutch crap No offence to the fuzzlovers from holland. Love all chocolate. I'm definitely not a vegan or vegetarian. I'm a salad dodger from way back. Vegetables aren't food. They are what food eats! Sorry if these comments upset Vegans. I only have allergies to rabbits or horses. Fine with nuts or gluten.

T shirt size XL. Winter is cold here in the mountains, so beanies are welcome.

String gauge is 10-52 and I also play drums so sticks are always welcome too.

Reading material, Love reading true crime, Bios about interesting people are good. Not above reading stick mags (porn) They are always welcome. The filthier the better. (straight only please) Gay people are ok with me. Just not personally into manly lovin. I have been mistaken for a bear on quite a few occasions. Must be my big beard and large frame.

Music wise I can get into anything that isn't boring. I love crazy, fuzzy and noisy tunes. If you are in a band and have a C.D then I'm defiantly interested in hearing it.

Movies i'm open minded. As long as its a good story I'm happy.

Pedals, Never met a fuzz or dirt I haven't liked. Very open to a diy creation if that's what your into. Only condition is no battery power. Yes I do know they sound better run on batteries but I'm trying to be a good friend to the planet.

Otherwise I'm just happy to be taking part in the fun.

[odontophobia]

straight pedge: i don't have any preference. stalking will show my current board somewhere and i have some spares in and out of the house. i like weird stuff a lot though sometimes too weird can be hard to use. i like oscillation and i like things with feedback loops. i like dirt and fuzz and am always open to trying new things. don't generally jive with flange but whatever -- i'll try anything once.

shirt size: medium

snacks on snacks on snacks: i love coffee. i love salty snacks. would eat a bag of chips before going for a candy bar.

jams: old styled screamy shit (pg99, city of caterpillar), d-beat hardcore, black/blackened anything (esp. euro blackened screamo bands, celeste, hexis) -- basically into lots of heavy stuff, enjoy the doom and the general heavy leaning of the doom room.

readables: i really really like fantasy novels/series. but I've read most of the common/notable stuff. if you troll /r/fantasy on reddit most of the stuff that gets rec'd i've read. i read some graphic novel type thingers but not many. really enjoyed orc stain, the sixth gun, saga. but mostly into wizard type shit. like a big ol' dungeons and dragons nerd who has never played dnd.

cinema: don't watch a lot of it.

gear list:

amps: redbear mk60, jet city pico valve
cabs: avatar g212 with swamp things | avatar g410 with ragin' cajuns and an amp v4 cab that is nearly fallen apart which has original cts speakers i think
guitars: fender cyclone in burnt orange with that tort pick guard and fender tornado in black with that tort pick guard

oi think that i have enough posts to give people some sense of what i'm into. gonna try to be a little more active in the general forums, too.

feel like it's relevant to post social media malarky so that i can be stalked all over.

instagram: odontophobia
tumblr: odontophobia.tumblr.com

[Gone Fission]

No puppies! Fallen for that twice already.

Shirt size--L to XL. Like XL for American Apparel. T's, L for stuff actually sized for Americans.

Food: I'm vegetarian, though Mrs. Fission isn't if you have something truly awesome to send that she might enjoy. For me, nothing with gelatin for the same reason that nothing with pork rinds.

Tunes: stalkable easily, but fairly omnivorous, so turn me on to good stuff. Vinyl is cool, but CD or digital stuff is easier for me to actually listen to.

Pedlols: stuff that can musically bend/fold/spindle/mangle/mutilate. Shaping, distressing, warping, maybe even granulating, subtle or not. I think some of my preferences should stalk well and I will seed my current gear inventory list in somewhere stalkable. Objectively I already have plenty of echo/delay, but it's hard to get too much if it's good stuff. But unknown territory is very, very cool.

Pedal kits are totally awesome for awesome, interesting pedals. (E.g. octave fuzz, yes, blooz overdrive, meh.) A chipamp power amp kit of under 50 watts (10 would be plenty) would be very cool.

[UglyCasanova]

For those hoping for some music; CDs or LPs?