SUPER BOWL THREAD

[BitchPudding]

man that game sucked.

at least the doritos commercials were funny AND THE MUPPETS ARE BACK

[space6oy]

i'd have to run through the list again but am pretty sure it's the second biggest blowout in the history of the game. first being 1990 joe montana & the 49ers killing guess who? john elway & THE BRONCOS. 55-10.

[AxAxSxS]

Go home JCPenney. You are drunk.

[BitchPudding]

Go home JCPenney. You are drunk.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh what the fuck.

Kinda glad I didn't get to see the game. Literally left at the start, came back and it was 43-8 and I was just like

[skip]

just a horrible game

the broncos embarrassed themselves

screw the seadderrall seahawks

[rustywire]

I'm down for some predictions. Not the boring ones, either.

2 words: Helmet catch.
I have a feeling there will be some ridiculous play that causes Peyton's (passing-era) storybook season to end in the most unlikely and disappointing fashion. Like Brady's 18-1 season in 2008. There will also be......3 bullshit PI calls on 3rd downs to keep drives alive. 2-1, Broncos in that regard.

Just putting that out there now. This game is the Broncos' to lose.
The weather is mild, the Seahawks have all kinds of distractions with that lowclass loudmouth and it's too bad both teams cant go home with an L.
But the Broncos don't put teams away. They leave the door open...and SEA is equipped to keep Peyton off the field with beastmode and RW's legs.
Whoever loses the toss = loses the game; whoever starts the 3rd with the ball = winner.

I'm kind of impressed with myself.

2 words: Safety start.
Cant believe it happened on the opening play, with that flukey high snap. Made it that much more ridiculous.
The PI calls were pretty on point, surprisingly.

SEA kept Peyton sidelined, won the toss & got possession in the 3rd...which was returned for a td


<trollface>This is the football gods response to the rule changes that have fostered the stat-padding pass-era</trollface>

[colin]

Whoop whoop! Yay for the Seahawks making the NW relevant. Now if the Canucks could start playing better......

Oh god, don't get me started on the Canucks this season... looks like it might be time to start a rebuild.

On a brighter note, this was pretty much the first time ever that my team of choice won a major sporting event!

[Fuzz_Pi]

That was the most boring shit Ive ever seen

Was really hoping for a shutout by the 4th quarter

[skullservant]

Yeah, super boring. And the commercials weren't even funny to make it worth watching

[pelliott]

Peyton Manning, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

[retinal orbita]

Terrible game, terrible commercials and the halftime show was shit... Bruno Mars and the RHCP? GTFO on this.....

But I got to see some old friends I only really see... the the superbowl and had a blast and drank my face off and I won $90 in the pool!!!!! Now I feel like shit.....

[McSpunckle]

Super "bowl", amirite?

BOWL. You know what I'm talkin' about. Washington. Colorado.

I don't think I have to tell you guys how I prepared for this one. Best day of the year to get the munchies. Pack a super bowl, make a super bowl of bean dip. Ah yeah.

No, but, really, I was asleep and football is stupid. IMHO, YMMV, GOD GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK. GEEZ.

Sorry, I don't know what came over me. Sorry your game wasn't any good. If it's any consolation to Broncos fan, you did get out of 10 minutes of Peyton Manning saying "team work" as much as possible. So that's good news.

But, really, I had an idea for making Football more interesting. Wanna hear it? Ok, stay with me.

A mote on the 50 yard line. Too wide to jump. With bridges in 3 places. The rails on the bridges will make it hard to tackle the runner, and possibly result in defenders being thrown over the rail into the mote. Or you could choose to swim it. Also, the games will start with, instead of a coin toss, jousting. And two point conversions will be replaced with fencing. As in swordfighting, not building fences. We can't trust football players with nailguns.

I'm going to bed. Goodnight. Or... 10:30AM, as it were.

[nieh]

I put it on when I was doing things around the house. I decided to root for the Seahawks for the sole reason that I preferred Seattle as a city when I was there more than Denver. I pretty much lost all interest after the Broncos failed to score a single point before the horrific halftime show.

A mote on the 50 yard line. Too wide to jump. With bridges in 3 places. The rails on the bridges will make it hard to tackle the runner, and possibly result in defenders being thrown over the rail into the mote. Or you could choose to swim it. Also, the games will start with, instead of a coin toss, jousting. And two point conversions will be replaced with fencing. As in swordfighting, not building fences. We can't trust football players with nailguns.

I would definitely be more entertained.

[Achtane]

The ball can remain.
The rest of the game should be replaced by jousting. All players are on horses, lances out.
JOUSTBALL

[McSpunckle]

The ball can remain.
The rest of the game should be replaced by jousting. All players are on horses, lances out.
JOUSTBALL

JOUST POLO.