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Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:39 pm
by Joe Gress
So ever since this thread I've been paying a bit more attention.

In the right light, like morning, it sparkles a little.

After morning sex especially.

Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:42 pm
by gunslinger_burrito
MEC wrote:Image
I laughed so fucking hard at this post.

Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:45 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
psychedelicrelic wrote:You guys.

I got some cum on my black shirt and guess what...

GLITTER.


FUCK YEAH BRO.

Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:08 am
by Twangasaurus
Mine's sold to Asian countries as an industrial glue.

Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:45 am
by behndy
if it's been a few days mine's comes out like toothpaste. so.... sorta?

Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:10 am
by excane
behndy wrote:if it's been a few days mine's comes out like toothpaste. so.... sorta?
Awesome

Image

Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:39 pm
by behndy
Minty Christmas Spooge FTW.

Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:53 am
by DarkAxel
Cum Crystals - Sonidero's new band

Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:00 am
by theavondon
Yo, but seriously,
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:
psychedelicrelic wrote:Women always end up swallowing it all so :idk:
I barely masturbate anymore...not like I'm a baller or something. I JUST DON'T HAVE THE URGE

HASHTAG DEAD INSIDE

Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:29 am
by Achtane
HECK YEAH MAN
420 FEEL HOLLOW INSIDE ALL DAY ERR DAY
HASHTAG UNABLE TO CRY

Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:08 pm
by WayToHip
theavondon and Achtane's posts are the best. And now I want to kill myself, after jerking it.
My cum looks like cum, but I wish it looked like diamonds in snow, and smelled like oranges. Then I wouldn't feel so bad after jerking it in the Mcdonald's bathroom.

Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:12 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
I cant believe you guys dont masturbate. That sounds like the biggest load of horseshit.