well,now i have to find somewhere to stay RIGHT AWAY...HELP!

[sonidero]

What did I assume about you personally??? It's all good man we went from finding a place in Detropia to you cussing me out... I'm up all night too but come on...

[pigmaker]

i was gonna get into a point by point of why the landlord is a fucking twat, just take my word for it thats hes an asshole. i dont really feel the need to get into it. i have rented many times before and this has been a nightmare at every turn

sorry i went off on you, im tired, im really fucking pissed at everything going on with this fucking house, and you said some pretty stupid shit when u dont know a fucking thing about me or why i live in detroit

oh damn i just went off again

[pigmaker]

also the bit about "in texas we dont hold grudges we handle our business like men"

not only is that insulting to any grown ass fucking man, but were you wearing a cowboy hat when u said that?

i dont go around looking for grudges, this mother fucker is a piece of dogshit. you let someone fuck you over, and dont give a shit?

dont forget about the broken central air, which was broken when i moved in, and according to the lease thats my responsibilty to pay for. it's been 80+ degrees in this house for weeks. it's also humid as fuck. i try to cool the fucking place off at night. guess what? 60-70% of the windows dont open, dont have screens, or are painted shut.

[sonidero]

Live your life man I said nothing personally against you...

[Derelict78]

Wow that got out of hand fast. I have lived in both Detroit and Austin. They both have their pros and cons. Actually both are pretty similar, everyone carries a gun, it's just that in Texas they do it in the open.
Also I think this started as a little friendly busting of the balls and turned into a rage fest

[pigmaker]

MORAL OF THE STORY

inspect the shit out a house before you rent, i guess

this asshole had 2-3 months from the last tenant to fix shit and didnt fix a god damn thing

[Derelict78]

Especially if there is a fucked up fix shit yourself clause.
Edit: another moral, read your lease agreement before signing

[sonidero]

If my landlord was a Dick I would put my stuff in a Storage unit and throw house parties till the law came... That's what we do...

I've never owned a Cowboy Hat...

Yeah all around...

[Derelict78]

You need a cowboy hat. What size is your head?

[sonidero]

What size is your head?

Too big for ILF I guess...

This is what I get when I stop drinkin and smokin... I promise on today; Sunday I will get a 1/4 and a 12 pack and yall won't hear from me for a week...

[pigmaker]

Especially if there is a fucked up fix shit yourself clause.
Edit: another moral, read your lease agreement before signing

of course i read the fucking lease
the house is in a great location, it's a pussy palace (aside from everything being broken, you know), but im paying $300 more than the last guy (who was here a year) and of course, being that im not from here, i didnt know that until AFTER i moved in and met my neighbor
thats also how i found out about the 2-3 months they had to fix shit and never did

i dont see how it's even possibly legal to have a clause like that, the landlord owns appliances, but i have to pay to repair them, i have never, ever, fucking heard of that.

[sonidero]

MORAL OF THE STORY

inspect the shit out a house before you rent, i guess

this asshole had 2-3 months from the last tenant to fix shit and didnt fix a god damn thing

Especially if there is a fucked up fix shit yourself clause.
Edit: another moral, read your lease agreement before signing

of course i read the fucking lease

Don't take it out on your Fuzz Bros... I said I like that SG...

[pigmaker]

If my landlord was a Dick I would put my stuff in a Storage unit and throw house parties till the law came... That's what we do...

michigan tenant law gives u 30 days to get late on rent before u have to leave

i mean, you could have a lot of house parties in 30 days i suppose

but i know other states its like 45 days, or 60

[pigmaker]

that is a fucking great idea though, i will just go round up all the mother fuckers this weekend and have everybody fuck shit up. thanks for the idea.

it shouldnt be hard, there are just ungodly bars within 5 blocks of here, everybody comes to this little burb to get fucked up cuz the bars are reasonably priced and there are a lot of them in close proximity downtown

sorry man obviously im like 100x angrier at the landlord than you guys...i am just exhausted in multiple ways

[Derelict78]

I'm not trying to be a dick dude but your coming off a little strong, I mean do what thou wilt and all but you still got to deal with the ramifications.
Personally if I came across a clause like that in a lease I wouldn't sign. Sounds like dude has a bunch of broken shit he wants someone else to pay to fix.