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Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:56 pm
by pelliott
greyscales wrote:
pelliott wrote:I have the incredible power to short out sensitive street lights by walking near/under them. SERIOUSLY.


Dude, same here. Happens all the time.

This smily feels relevant now: :group:


...but if we hug we may knock out the power on all the east coast...

Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:54 pm
by greyscales
pelliott wrote:
greyscales wrote:
pelliott wrote:I have the incredible power to short out sensitive street lights by walking near/under them. SERIOUSLY.


Dude, same here. Happens all the time.

This smily feels relevant now: :group:


...but if we hug we may knock out the power on all the east coast...


Pelliott, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

This might actually be a supervillain thing.

Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:59 pm
by bob the r0bot
I crank out the tonsil stones
(I don't really have much going for me)

Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:04 pm
by pelliott
greyscales wrote:
pelliott wrote:
greyscales wrote:
pelliott wrote:I have the incredible power to short out sensitive street lights by walking near/under them. SERIOUSLY.


Dude, same here. Happens all the time.

This smily feels relevant now: :group:


...but if we hug we may knock out the power on all the east coast...


Pelliott, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

This might actually be a supervillain thing.


Mwaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:33 pm
by kbit
Achtane wrote:No refractory period.


You asshole.

Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:13 pm
by Achtane
kbithecrowing wrote:
Achtane wrote:No refractory period.


You asshole.


Image

Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:16 pm
by pelliott
Achtane wrote:Image

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Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:47 am
by Josh Pelican
I ate a page from a bible and the power in Dartmouth went out. I can't tell if this is a super power because I've only attempted it once.

Some day... we'll try it again.

Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:10 am
by kbit
Achtane wrote:
kbithecrowing wrote:
Achtane wrote:No refractory period.


You asshole.


Image


:lol: :hug:

Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:31 am
by ryan summit
Josh Pelican wrote:
Some day... we'll try it again.


whos WE?
that really creeps me out
for some reason
are you bonkers and capable of 2x evil
or you have a sidekick

Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:55 am
by jrmy
ryan summit wrote:
Josh Pelican wrote:
Some day... we'll try it again.


whos WE?
that really creeps me out
for some reason
are you bonkers and capable of 2x evil
or you have a sidekick


"Bible Eating Sidekick" would be an awesome band name.

Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:59 am
by Bassboar
I once shouted "Shut Up!" at a thunder storm and it cleared up immediately.

Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:02 pm
by behndy
whilst havine The Humping i made a grrL come so hard she poo'd a little?

i didna have the heart to tell her. she was on top so i just cleaned up as sneakily as possible after she rolled off of me.

Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:04 pm
by ryan summit
youre so sweet behn
if i ever poop in bed
i want you to be the one
to whisk it away

Re: What is your secret superpower?

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:19 pm
by behndy
*holds you close*

*cuddles*

*whispers*

shhhh.... shhhhhhhh.... just a Temple Run Fever Dream with a brown filter... just a bad dream. go back to sleep.

*off hand Wet Wipes all the badness away*