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all actually encountered:

"you only really need one guitar."

"i want to sing" (ALWAYS from band member who can't carry a tune in a bucket and/or sing in time)

"i can play bass" (ALWAYS from guitarist who's never played bass and makes Noel Redding sound like Stanley fucking Clarke)

"play the blues."

"why do you have so many fuzz boxes?"

"(a Rickenbacker copy) isn't a guitar that you can be proud of."

"an entry-level acoustic guitar costs around $1,200."

"yeah sure a mild distortion or a little fuzz on bass can be nice extra sometimes when used for a special effect"

Seriously - go kill Yourself.

Yeah, I got the same thing.
"I don't like distorted bass."

Achtane wrote:Yeah, I got the same thing.
"I don't like distorted bass."

"I heard Achtane was a misspelling of Achtung Baby and they just went with it"...

MY SECRET

"These songs have been engineered to sound a specific way"

"You listen as a Fan while I listen as an Insider"...

sonidero wrote:"You listen as a Fan while I listen as an Insider"...

I hope you hit them immediately after that

"We have to change the name of our song because its going to be a single and people are going to google it."

Casavettes wrote:

sonidero wrote:"You listen as a Fan while I listen as an Insider"...

I hope you hit them immediately after that

"We have to change the name of our song because its going to be a single and people are going to google it."

In all honesty, I try to get my bassist to simplify song titles sometimes just so that I can keep them straight.

"Ok, now lets work on Mr. Smith Goes Up Your Mom's Anus and Charters a Rocketship to Istanbul."
"Uhhhhh, which song is that, again? The one that goes, duh duduh duuuuh or du diduh diduh duh?"

We have fun.

Psyre wrote:"These songs have been engineered to sound a specific way"

this kind of reminds me of a producer who said to me i want to record the guitar amp in the same room spot mic'd might i add because he wanted the same reverb as everything else

it made for a good laugh at the christmas party this year

i was like bruv trust me there will be no difference... because once im done with it the entire thing wont sound like this....

Bassus Sanguinis wrote:"yeah sure a mild distortion or a little fuzz on bass can be nice extra sometimes when used for a special effect"

Seriously - go kill Yourself.

I go to community college and took MIDI 2 in the same room with MIDI 1 students this year. Every single kid was making dub step. Some guy started yell-talking to the teacher about how easily his keyboard "gets wubs". I heard him through my headphones. Also some kid was mixing some horrible vocal and listening to it over and over and I guess his headphones weren't over the ear because everyone heard it including me across the room, once again through my headphones. I'm really glad I don't have to be in a computer lab situation with music students again

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Junk wrote:I go to community college and took MIDI 2 in the same room with MIDI 1 students this year. Every single kid was making dub step. Some guy started yell-talking to the teacher about how easily his keyboard "gets wubs". I heard him through my headphones. Also some kid was mixing some horrible vocal and listening to it over and over and I guess his headphones weren't over the ear because everyone heard it including me across the room, once again through my headphones. I'm really glad I don't have to be in a computer lab situation with music students again

I would have loved to overhear this these situations but you just said them so I am there... Was it you???

"my name is Mathias"