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took a nap this afternoon after listening to an hour of ILFNEM recordings and had an odd dream where droney Kraut-rocky ILFNEM music was playing in the background while someone was yelling at me to "get out of here!" and i was saying "wait, i need to see if my check (the one i'm waiting for after cashing out my IRA so i have money to live on) came yet...wait, it's not supposed to e here until tomorrow!" (which is actually true). it wasn't a BAD dream, just odd in that i usually have dreams in which the people and events are somewhat recognizable.

i also had a dream a couple of days ago where i was sleeping and a woman with long dark hair came over to me and touched me on the forearm to wake me, and woke up like a shot.

My most frequent dream involves me levitating. I'm harnessing energy and making it happen. I'm always so disappointed when I wake up and realize that I can't fly to work. I'll keep trying though!

Bumpin' this jawn

I was standing inside an empty high school classroom, holding the (wooden) door shut while a naked, very fit girl tried her best to break it down; kicking, shoulder rams, whatever. There were a few other people walking through the hallway she was in. After like ten minutes of me pressing against the door and her throwing herself against it, parts of it periodically falling off, the hinges broke, she fell on her ass and I let the door drop.
She was exhausted.
I gave her a piggyback ride into the classroom and set her back on her feet.
Then we looked each other in the eyes for a minute or so.
The end

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a few nights ago I had a dream me and a friend were in a minor threat tribute band with howie mandel. shit was awesome. howie was getting so into it, running all over the place, pointing at his head screaming into the mic while wearing mickey mouse gloves, I woke up and was let down by reality.

Within a couple weeks of each other, a work friend and I both had dreams about small children being found/trapped in the walk-in cooler where I work..... very Shining-esque.....

I think I've had a couple where I was gong to tour/play with my favorite bands. Upon waking up, I was, needless to say, extremely bummed-out.

I always had really weird dreams while on tour...Strangest one was where I had been employed as a gatherer of feral cats in an abandoned coal mine. Lots of other cat prospectors (Tom Waits was one) were in there with their quasi-psychedelic lanterns talking about some bear problem in the mines. Woke up about halfway through Tom Waits recounting his latest experience running from bears with his bag of feral kittens...

I was in this SUPER fancy mansion, we're talking Batman-style here. Took an elevator from the main building up into this huge semicircular hangar. I was holding the broken fragments of my bass guitar.
I knew that I was the last living human. I wasn't in a wasteland or anything; the hangar was up on a mountain, so the air blowing through it was very cool. I don't know why I was the last alive.
To the left of the elevator was a very high wall stacked full of old radios.
I started walking the length of the hangar, and began seeing "ghosts". These "ghosts" were more like...replays of events. It was like watching animations from a video game; I could see people doing things, but only the people, not anything they interacted with.
From a distance, the ghost/animation things were one or two glitchy frames repeating endlessly. They had TV static auras and were generally a bluish-gray color. As I got closer to each one, it would become more vivid until it was in natural but washed-out colors and the animation would be played in full one time, then disappear. This happened the entire time I was in the hangar.
I woke up once I reached the end and started to walk out into the grass.

My dreams tend to involve one or only a few people, a heavy emphasis on machinery, and are usually set in derelict locations.

Recently I've been Deep Sea Diving for Pirate Gold with a Saber in my teeth with Summit after chasing Dubkitty on a Bike down a Cobblestone Street... And Hanging with Acthane and his 3 older brothers and his Dad that who were all German and selling stuff in a Cool Bachelor Pad that had autographed posters of every German bad from the 70's and 80's all while throwing the biggest Pool Party outside...

let me start by saying there was a lot of weird dreams tonight but the last one was the weirdest

i had a dream there was a lizard on a Student Agency bus stop... Student Agency is this Czech organization offering affordable travelling for students with surprisingly awesome service etc...
it was not a huge lizard, but hauntingly bigger lizard than usual
and it was collecting money for some kind of made up fee

so i was pissed
and i tried to move it elsewhere, but it always came back
and it was really scary, the way how it came back almost robotically

i was desperate... and i didn't know what to do, so as the lizard was coming back, i started to look for a weapon,
but the only thing i found was some kind of a plastic bottle...
i started turning it around, looking for a label and as the content was moving, it started to bubble
and the bottle started to get inflated

finally i found the label and it said "carrot chilli hot sauce" and i realized it went off and it's absolutely bad and all... so i aimed the opening at the lizard and released the gasses

as soon as the fumes hit the lizard, it made this funny noise and started to run away

and that's how i saved the station from an evil greedy lizard

~ dreamin about a girl ~

I dreamt I was stuck along the east coast of South America last night. All sorts of shit. Part of it happened in a department store. And (for the parts that weren't in a department store) Michael Bolton was there with his bus which could take me across the ocean to my family who were on vacation in Africa, but he was a total douche in my dream (like super-douche, I doubt even he is that bad IRL)

Also I dreamt this girl I had college classes with was really into me. Like I haven't seen this girl in over a year and we were making out in my dream. That wasn't bad. I can't even remember what her name was.

DarkAxel wrote:and that's how i saved the station from an evil greedy lizard

Well done

I was reading about Norse mythology before I went to bed last night, and fell asleep on my stomach with my hands under my head.
I dreamed that Loki teleported into my room and poked me in the armpit, which of course jerked me awake.
God dammit, Loki.