Beeehhnndddyyyy!! WE HAVE ASS AND BALLS FOR YOU

[sonidero]

Happy Birthday Behn Desu...

I Saw Your Doppelganger Makin Stuff...

[jrmy]

YEW CAN PUTCHER WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IN IT!!!!

[behndy]

ohhhhhh that picture scares me. it scares me so damn much. i've almost cut my hair every year as i get older.

I DO NOT WANT TO BE THAT CREEPY HIPPIE OLD DOOD THAT IS CLINGING TO YOUTH IN AN UNATTRACTIVE WAY. clinging HARD.

hell. people ALREADY are amazed i don't smoke weed or want to live in a commune with Obama getting angry yet politically correct handies from Hillary The Clinton.

[dubkitty]

i'm scared that since i'm so broke i won't be able to start smoking weed again, which means the last fun thing in my life i don't have to work at will be gone. the idea of life with nothing but mind-control medication is deeply sad to me. what do i have to look forward to?

[Waterpilot]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN!!!!

[onelouderash]

HAPPY BIRFDAY, FELLOW BAY AREAN!


Does anyone else find that wording a little odd, or is it just me?

[behndy]

thanks Waters!

*hugs up on Dour Kitty*

BAY YAREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[Haki]

You getting a surprise vagina exit day bash? Your social awkwardness would make that nigh uncomfortable for you, making it all the more fun for the people throwing the party.

[behndy]

MOOHAH. EVEN BETTER.

i went to brunch with 4 friends, one my little brother. one knew it was my birfday, kept it hushity hush, the two laydays that were there called me an ASS for not telling them.

I HAD A BIRFDAY THING THAT NOBODY INVOLVED KNEW WAS A BIRFDAY THING.

i'm so fucking PIMP up in this bitch.

[Grrface]

MOOHAH. EVEN BETTER.

i went to brunch with 4 friends, one my little brother. one knew it was my birfday, kept it hushity hush, the two laydays that were there called me an ASS for not telling them.

I HAD A BIRFDAY THING THAT NOBODY INVOLVED KNEW WAS A BIRFDAY THING.

i'm so fucking PIMP up in this bitch.

[behndy]

so. damn. TRUE.

[IEatCats]

OH! DUDE! I didn't even notice it was your birthday. Sorry I didn't say something in the IM we had earlier! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

[behndy]

Celebratory Ninja.

I IZ IT.

[sonidero]

ohhhhhh that picture scares me. it scares me so damn much. i've almost cut my hair every year as i get older.

I DO NOT WANT TO BE THAT CREEPY HIPPIE OLD DOOD THAT IS CLINGING TO YOUTH IN AN UNATTRACTIVE WAY. clinging HARD.

hell. people ALREADY are amazed i don't smoke weed or want to live in a commune with Obama getting angry yet politically correct handies from Hillary The Clinton.

Tell them you do by proxy... Evil Behndy is on the scene...

[behndy]

oh gawd make it stop please lahd don't let him play bass PLEASE.