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Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:49 pm
by IEatCats
spacelordmother wrote:MEC wrote:Mr. Cats,
I've reviewed your stats and have come to the conclusion that having 83% of your post in "General" does not
qualify you to be President of ILF as a whole.
If you wish to campaign for "Team Mom" of the Spite and Rage thread you are qualified to do so.
MEC
10x this. You can also be "Baby Mama" of the facial hair thread.
Also, let's see your ̶b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶ ̶c̶e̶r̶t̶i̶f̶i̶c̶a̶t̶e̶ pedal board.
I won't sit here and pretend to be the most qualified person for the job of handling policy with our gear specific boards. I have a tone, and I like it. But, I will say, that I've decided to listen to the advice of my peers, and announce that, should I be elected your President, I will be appointing a Secretary of Fuzz, in order to help me better handle my policy in this section of our fair country. I do, however, feel it would be fair to note that just because a majority of my posts are in General, doesn't mean that I don't lurk other boards.
And provided is my pedalboarth certificate. I hope that you'll find that everything is in order there.
Modded Strat->Vintage Fuzz Master->Fuzz Face->Crybaby->BK Butler Tube Driver (4 Knob)->AMPEG Stack
warwick.hoy wrote:Meh
This is all just ruse. Both candidates are clearly just mere pawns in the Dalton's clever corporate game to enforce Disaster Capitalism on the unwitting denizens of ILF.
You will come for the porn and the tacos only to be duped into buying overpriced TS-9 and Dumble clones.
Please will not a revolutionary despot with a fiery personality and a quick wit wake up the sleeping sheeple of ILF to these shenanigans and lead us all to peace, enlightenment and fuzz for all?
While I acknowledge that your concerns are fair, I don't think that they're justified. While I maintain correspondence with my opponent, I assure you, I, at the very least, am no "pawn" in any evil plots Mr. Dalton may, or may not, have up his sleeve. I do, however, believe that our builders and traders are the
backbone of this great forum's economy.
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:54 pm
by MEC
IEatCats wrote:And provided is my pedalboarth certificate. I hope that you'll find that everything is in order there.
Clearly this is Photoshopped. I've seen better pictures of the shooter on the grassy knoll.
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:57 pm
by spacelordmother
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw6WPSUlKb0[/youtube]
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:57 pm
by sonidero
MEC wrote:IEatCats wrote:And provided is my pedalboarth certificate. I hope that you'll find that everything is in order there.
Clearly this is Photoshopped. I've seen better pictures of the shooter on the grassy knoll.
I think just to erase the word FAIL that was across the pic...
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:58 pm
by Fuzzy Picklez
I can't let someone who plays a strat run this place...
But what to do...
How am I supposed to compete with a running mate like Ziltoid?
Hmmm...
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:15 pm
by snipelfritz
snipelfritz. He has a jazzmaster and a big muff.
A bright future full of Aryan babies awaits us all!
A nazi with a heart of gold!
...not sure which of these slogans I'll go with.
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:23 pm
by sonidero
snipelfritz wrote:snipelfritz. He has a bright future with a heart of gold!
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:32 pm
by Joe Gress
It'll all be ok till one of them decides that the rest of us mere pawns around here are lazy bastards cause we don't post as much...
...then come the memes!
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:45 pm
by sonidero
Who are you???
I remember all these like yesterday.. 6:13 this is what I remember about Pueblo Colorado 81009... 7:33 is what I was afraid of... Oh and Apple Slice...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2BCG4YZy8Y[/youtube]
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:53 pm
by Joe Gress
sonidero wrote:Who are you???
See what I mean? We need a candidate for the common rabble like me who lurks and only posts to either be helpful or be a smartass and try and fit it; most of the time just looking like a jackass noob though...
sonidero wrote:I remember all these like yesterday.. 6:13 this is what I remember about Pueblo Colorado 81009... 7:33 is what I was afraid of... Oh and Apple Slice...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2BCG4YZy8Y[/youtube]
Wait, da fuck? I haven't lived here long enough to even know what that might have been let alone what it actually is...
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:02 am
by snipelfritz
sonidero wrote:Who are you???
I remember all these like yesterday.. 6:13 this is what I remember about Pueblo Colorado 81009... 7:33 is what I was afraid of... Oh and Apple Slice...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2BCG4YZy8Y[/youtube]
If I'm elected, anything from the 80's not associated with Factory Records will be made illegal.
And as with anything illegal, it will be punishable by death by Bieber.
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:57 am
by MEC
snipelfritz wrote:If I'm elected, anything from the 80's not associated with Factory Records will be made illegal.
And as with anything illegal, it will be punishable by death by Bieber.
Waht aboot Restless Records?
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:16 am
by DarkAxel
I don't think so bro...
call us prejudiced, but with an alias like yours, you don't stand a chance around here
whatever, i'm here just for them saggy fuzzy tits and shit
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:59 am
by ZiltoidTheOmniscient
Snipelfritz, unless you retire immediately, someone may find their... Little Secret revealed.
Yours. Your little secret.
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:20 am
by warwick.hoy
IEatCats wrote:While I acknowledge that your concerns are fair, I don't think that they're justified. While I maintain correspondence with my opponent, I assure you, I, at the very least, am no "pawn" in any evil plots Mr. Dalton may, or may not, have up his sleeve. I do, however, believe that our builders and traders are the backbone of this great forum's economy.
Spoken like a true puppet.