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Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:36 am
by sonidero
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsPG0Kspxo[/youtube]
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:24 am
by Fuzzy Fred
yo legit though, i was at this party on new year's and i was so fucking fucked up, i messed up a chance to bang this chick.
she had really cool eyes.
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:11 am
by phantasmagorovich
hey girl with hipster glasses at the customs office,
I definitely had the feeling I have seen you before. You probably work at some hipster bar. The fact that you look sort of turkish only adds to my current fetish. I thimk you are really pretty if only you would take off those hipster glasses. I was there to pick up badass fuzz by the way. Going to go get more badass fuzz tomorrow. Please be there as well, so we can get rid of those glasses.
- Dude that looks like a hobo with his beard grown out
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:33 am
by aens_wife
Fuck yes.
The Heart Pills - "Missed Connections"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulI3bzNVNiM[/youtube]
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:33 pm
by 01010111
Hey girl sitting across from me in the library. I'm too much of a coward to actually say anything, but if I wasn't already sitting down I would have fallen over. Your freckles, red hair, and huge eyes bowled me over.
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:50 pm
by Jeff-7
I probably wouldn't tell her that her eyes are huge.
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:19 pm
by 01010111
Skip to 1:15
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKZW6cPBseU[/youtube]
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:53 pm
by Chankgeez
Jeff-7 wrote:I probably wouldn't tell her that her eyes are huge.
Just tell her they're "pretty".
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:32 pm
by behndy
wfs1234 wrote:Skip to 1:15
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKZW6cPBseU[/youtube]
huh. i remember that show being kinda funny. must have edited out the laugh track.
BAD. BAD MEMORU. NO HAPPY THOUGHTS FOR YOU.
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 7:02 am
by Twangasaurus
Look lady with extremely disapproving (but beautiful) grey eyes, I may have been on molly, I may have been changing the music to Chromeo, Hercules and Love Affair and !!! every five minutes but you were the only one that seemed to mind. That aside I really want to candyflip with you and spend literally hours using your god damn gorgeous one-hundred-squats-a-day arse contained within those fractal pattern leggings you are using as pants as a bongo drum/squeeze ball. Maybe I might paint on it a bit as well. This isn't creepy. I'm not creepy. You'll like it, trust me damn it!
*I feel like maybe this should have been in the confessions thread?
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:53 am
by Twangasaurus
maz91379 wrote:I'm sure we've all had that feeling before.
To be honest, I'd be worried if you hadn't.
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:58 am
by D.o.S.
Esp. on molly.
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:45 am
by excane
Chankgeez wrote:Jeff-7 wrote:I probably wouldn't tell her that her eyes are huge.
Just tell her they're "pretty".
Yes..... Pretty Huge
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:27 pm
by GlitteryChunks
Dear red headed cashier at the grocery store across the country. When our eyes met and you threw me that devilish smile I knew that had I not currently been in a relationship with my girlfriend whom I care deeply about, I would have walked out of the store just the same as I did but with at least 10x more regret.
Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:32 pm
by snipelfritz
My work has a facebook group for missed connections because we're all a bunch of anti-social nerds at a call center who don't have the actual opportunities to talk to each other.
I got namechecked today:
"(414): This goes out to the two most attractive guys in the 414 Nap-tel: [me] and [some other dude]. My god you guys are some serious eye candy.
First off, Mr [me], you are THE best dressed lad in the building, besides maybe [supervisor]. You have the craziest ass I've ever seen, and you wear skin tight jeans constantly. Oh how Id love to be the fly on the wall when you put those on in the morning.
[...]
I swear, if either of you have to do a CTO for me, or vice versa, and you see me get up with a raging hard on, it's not because the call was some half-illiterate juicy Louisiana swamp people finger blasting themselves while I try to properly spell out the different grunting/panting sounds they're making, it's because of you.
If you ever wanna try polish sausage instead of fish tacos, I hope you somehow know to give me a Ringing 1...2...3"