What's your dream pedal?

[aen]

MIne is just a little box that hooks up to a helmet that reads my brainwaves. It also has USB output for recording and stuff.

[delaydecay]

a Sasha Grey blowjob pedal. every time you plug anything in to it, Sasha Grey comes out and sucks your dick. Those good gags on your dick, saliva eyeshadow drips blowjobs.

yeah.

[yallerhon]

a Sasha Grey blowjob pedal. every time you plug anything in to it, Sasha Grey comes out and sucks your dick. Those good gags on your dick, saliva eyeshadow drips blowjobs.

I'd buy that. I'd even pay exorbitant shipping to Australia for it.

I wouldn't buy it used, though..

[Adoom]

[bigchiefbc]

Honestly, my dream pedal is just a new, in-production, metal-casing, reliable version of the Digitech Space Station. With maybe a couple knobs to tweak a couple more parameters on each patch. I would seriously pay like 500 bucks for that pedal. I'm not kidding. Fuck, I basically paid 300 for my XP-1000, and I spend 95% of the time I'm using it petrified that it's going to break/meltdown and then I'm fucked.

[Chumley]

a Sasha Grey blowjob pedal. every time you plug anything in to it, Sasha Grey comes out and sucks your dick. Those good gags on your dick, saliva eyeshadow drips blowjobs.

The greatest pedal.

[coldbrightsunlight]

a ring modulator and switchable eight/twelve/sixteen-stage analog-based phaser/flanger/chorus with programmable filter sweep including wave shaping and step filtering. the ring modulator and time-based modulation would run on separate foot switches and operate simultaneously when desired so i could use the RM for tremolo. it'd have multiple hard-wired expression jacks for the flanger speed, depth, and frequency range and for relevant RM parameters and have stereo in/outs.

Came into this thread not really sure, but it's that, assuming the phaser, flanger and chorus can be switched between with a footswitch. The only modulation pedal.

[Officer Bukowski]

I'd like an original MKI Bender.

[777mick777]

Royal RF-1

[rfurtkamp]

For analog, I had it made, Guano Loco! (stutter trem, analog delay with warp switch, and octave fuzz, switchable order):



For digital, all in one evil, the Roland Gr-55 comes *very very very* close - I could use it, a couple dirt pedals for what it doesn't handle internally, and a Space Echo and feel very, very competent I'd have everything covered.

[Bassboar]

Two big muffs in paralell loops.

[The Mad Owl]

Fuzz/Delay w/chaos switch for delay getting crazy oscillation that's run through a fuzz circuit on a momentary switch. And it should have a mix knob and a starve for each fuzz circuit.

holy crap THIS

[D.o.S.]

MIne is just a little box that hooks up to a helmet that reads my brainwaves. It also has USB output for recording and stuff.

We dream the same.

[Fuzz_Pi]

A duel fuzz pedal with my superfuzz and doomidrive's circuits inside

I dunno im pretty fuckin happy with everything ive got at the moment, dont think ive ever been able to say that throughout the history of my pedal buying career

[kbit]

A modulation pedal that makes everything sound like it's shifting but with no discernible cycle, just the effect.
Like the into to this here track (not that exact effect, but something like it):

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWNdjEafof8[/youtube]