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unownunown wrote:

SPACERITUAL wrote:

unownunown wrote:"i think shoegaze is boring."

DUDE BECAME CONSIDERABLY LESS ATTRACTIVE AFTER THAT MOMENT.

also anything about any ex girlfriend ever. i'm probably better than she is so shut up.

He probably meant "im not interested in your music preferences you should put out more"....just sayin.

i didn't say anything about not fucking him anymore though.

Bro you can always put out more. Dont you read cosmo?

Ilikewater wrote:"how many guitars do you need?"
as many as I can fucking afford.

"how many 'distortion' pedals (she's slowly learning fuzz) do you need?"

"you have like 20 tabs open"

"that pedal sounds just like the other ones"

"btw I may have HPV"

"btw I may hav herpes"

"I wasn't sick, I was at my ex's house"

"why would you fuck me and not want to MARRY ME!!!!????"

bitches
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3-NcRXK-s4[/youtube]

ITS LIKE WERE SISTERS.

"I made the test and I don't have AIDS after all."

(This after regular sexy time without any sort of protection and never mentioning any suspicion)

"It was really nice the other day but you should go see your doctor I have Pfeiffer's disease"

"I can't believe they cut our phone, they should know we're only students! We can't pay so quick."

SPACERITUAL wrote: Dude rashida jones has suck a nice ass.

Rashida Jones is an all around babe.

idk, most of my bad experiences with girls have ended because "i'm too nice" and then they complain about how they can't find nice guys

now that i want to punch them in the face, does that mean we can get back together?

"Your band physically hurts me, why do you have to be so loud?" (actually, that was also one of the awesomer things I've ever been told by a girl)

"I really like Bright Eyes. My favorite album is I'm Wide Awake it's Morning" (YOU KNOW, HE HAS OTHER ALBUMS. ALSO, OTHER BANDS EXIST, GIRLS)

"I love reading! I really like Harry Potter."

"I don't really like bands that scream." (though, this was said by a girl who is obsessed with Boris, so, give and take, y'know)

To be fair, Harry Potter is a pretty well-written story.

Judging by the movies, anyways.

Like I'm gonna read that bullshit.


Anyways, I had a girlfriend that got all sorts of into the "new age" shit. She tried to convince me that wheat was poisonous to humans and water was bad for you.

What an idiot.

McSpunckle wrote:Anyways, I had a girlfriend that got all sorts of into the "new age" shit. She tried to convince me that wheat was poisonous to humans and water was bad for you.

What an idiot.

Says the water-drinker!

"Why do you spend so much time on ILF?"
She's watching me type this too, she's asking me not to

McSpunckle wrote:Anyways, I had a girlfriend that got all sorts of into the "new age" shit. She tried to convince me that wheat was poisonous to humans and water was bad for you.

What an idiot.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uSeuYyPDBQ[/youtube]

"I think you're not mature enough" (AFTER TWO YEARS)

"Why is your music so sad?" (WHY IS THE MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO SO HAPPY?!)

wsas3 wrote:"Why do you spend so much time on ILF?"
She's watching me type this too, she's asking me not to

....srs though who the fuck are you????

lulz

Thankfully she didn't see that response

wsas3 wrote:Thankfully she didn't see that response

SHOW IT TO HER. NOW. DONT PUSSY OUT. ALSO, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Does it have to be so loud????

Well...yes it does!