Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:55 pm
Y'aint a man unless you have a codpiece.
anyway... i've got a killer robe i bought in Egypt
super comfy... it's not a robe robe thoughbtw i'm not ok with nudity
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Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:02 pm
anyway... i've got a killer robe i bought in Egypt
super comfy... it's not a robe robe thoughbtw i'm not ok with nudity
Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:23 pm
behndy wrote:you guys are weird. nudity. balls out all day.
i love killing people in Call Of Duty while my balls are gently rubbing up against my thighs. screaming into the mic, "YOU JUST GAVE DADDY A WIGGLE! YOU MADE IT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!".
dealing with constantly getting reported to Xbox Live. i'm........ not allowed to play with a mic on anymore.
behndy, please publish a book. i will read it and order many copies
Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:13 pm
psssssssssh. like *I* have the attention span to finish something of that magnitude. i can barely stay focused through a post.
but, thank you!
THEY LIKE ME. THEY REALLY, REALLY LIKE ME!
(she never even said that fucking quote)
but, thank you!
THEY LIKE ME. THEY REALLY, REALLY LIKE ME!
(she never even said that fucking quote)
Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:37 pm
behndy wrote:psssssssssh. like *I* have the attention span to finish something of that magnitude. i can barely stay focused through a post.
but, thank you!
THEY LIKE ME. THEY REALLY, REALLY LIKE ME!
(she never even said that fucking quote)
just start a journal for a year and then send it to me for christmas next year. i will make it rain little elf boys on you if you do
Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:11 pm
well, that IS an incentive to battle my add.
wait. are we talking hermaphor-elf boys? 'cause they need to have bi-partisan squishy bits.
wait. are we talking hermaphor-elf boys? 'cause they need to have bi-partisan squishy bits.
Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:38 pm
i'll glue on a fleshlight
deal? i would love to share "a day in the life of behndy: squishy parts and hermaphro-elves" with my grandchildren
deal? i would love to share "a day in the life of behndy: squishy parts and hermaphro-elves" with my grandchildren
Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:48 pm
if you can get the super rare Tara Reid's Grandma version of the Fleshlight, i'm in.
DEAL BREAKER YO.
DEAL BREAKER YO.
Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:49 pm
behndy wrote:if you can get the super rare Tara Reid's Grandma version of the Fleshlight, i'm in.
DEAL BREAKER YO.
pinkie promise
Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:51 pm
The awesomeness of robes, the presence of implied tara reid porn, pederastry...
Gentlemen, we have a Lebowski thread.
Gentlemen, we have a Lebowski thread.
Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:52 pm
lol. PINKIE.
i alwas imagine old white lady vaj turns kinda greyish. with these lumps under the skin you can push around.
in other words, AWESOME.
i alwas imagine old white lady vaj turns kinda greyish. with these lumps under the skin you can push around.
in other words, AWESOME.
Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:56 pm
I opened up a stealth mode google to fact check.
I typed in "Gilf pussy" but I couldn't make myself push enter.
We're talking a half-minute of intense moral indecision.
I'll check later.
And have a napkin on hand.
I typed in "Gilf pussy" but I couldn't make myself push enter.
We're talking a half-minute of intense moral indecision.
I'll check later.
And have a napkin on hand.
Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:57 pm
DarkAxel wrote:
Ah, you beat me to the punch.
Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:58 pm
D.o.S. wrote:I opened up a stealth mode google to fact check.
I typed in "Gilf pussy" but I couldn't make myself push enter.
We're talking a half-minute of intense moral indecision.
I'll check later.
And have a napkin on hand.
pssssssssssh, c'mon. C'monnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Re: CONSIDER:
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:02 pm
First pic was a winking Sarah Palin.
Turned the safe search off...I can't tell.
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Turned the safe search off...I can't tell.
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