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Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:57 pm
by CaptainWampum
Happy dang-ole birthday Behnderooskiez!

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:06 pm
by fetch
Aw, this thread makes me happy-sad. So much love.

Happy birthday for the other day bro-mang-face <3

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:30 pm
by jrmy
I refuse to believe that Behndy was actually BORN. I prefer to imagine it more as a hatching... from a pulsing biomechanical egg... nestled within a polymer nest... which had been extruded from the abdominal glands of a thousand multi-eyed tentacle-babes... all of which sport ambiguous alien genetalia... which glisten with a Giger-airbrushed-esque finish... dripping liquid mercury onto the organic curves of the floor...





... Wait, sorry, what was I saying? I sorta drifted off into daydreams for a moment there...

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:16 am
by Fuzzy Fred
how did i miss this?

happy birthday behndy! you are officially my favorite person that i am also scared of at the same time.

in a good way :hug:

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:09 am
by behndy
lol. every time i look in here i get the giggles. y'all are the bestest.

JrmY........ that's awesome......... *looks down* oh! hello THERE Geiger Inspired Erection!

oh Fuzzzzzzzzah Fredddddddahhhhhhhh!

*lifts up skirt*

*waggles bits*

'allo!

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:58 am
by warwick.hoy
Wait are you Scottish?

I don't get it.

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:04 am
by behndy
nah. just got some leftover mini-skirts that i used to wear at shows. Fred Tha Fuzz makes me..... nostalgic.

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:07 am
by warwick.hoy
I got some tube tops I'll throw in with that rug for your poly-grace.

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:10 am
by behndy
Bassus Sanguinis wrote:
behndy wrote:lol.

*blushes*

GUYS!


WHAT? Blushes? WHICH CHEEKS?

This one's for You, from my favorites archive!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akD87C2WvBg[/youtube]


that much chunky 70's white grrL ass and crazy bush on stage would be DISTRACTING. neat!

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:13 pm
by Big Mon
Happy belated birthday, bassist-i-don't-know0that-well-as-i-never-post-in-the-talkbass-thread :animal:

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:15 pm
by Eric!
but..behndy's been brought over to the dark side :D

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:06 pm
by behndy
sigh. yep. i've realized the beauty and horror and... well...... beautiful horror that is ILF.

so much win up in har.

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:50 pm
by Bassus Sanguinis
behndy wrote:sigh. yep. i've realized the beauty and horror and... well...... beautiful horror that is ILF.

so much win up in har.


:thumb: for beauty and horror.

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:19 pm
by Big Mon
behndy wrote:sigh. yep. i've realized the beauty and horror and... well...... beautiful horror that is ILF.

so much win up in har.

Well then, that pretty much makes you a'ight with me :thumb:

Re: What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:46 pm
by warwick.hoy
ILF > Talkbass all day anyway.