What the FUCK, It's BehndyBirthdayTime!

CaptainWampum · Post by **CaptainWampum** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:57 pm

Happy dang-ole birthday Behnderooskiez!

fetch · Post by **fetch** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:06 pm

Aw, this thread makes me happy-sad. So much love.

Happy birthday for the other day bro-mang-face <3

jrmy · Post by **jrmy** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:30 pm

I refuse to believe that Behndy was actually BORN. I prefer to imagine it more as a hatching... from a pulsing biomechanical egg... nestled within a polymer nest... which had been extruded from the abdominal glands of a thousand multi-eyed tentacle-babes... all of which sport ambiguous alien genetalia... which glisten with a Giger-airbrushed-esque finish... dripping liquid mercury onto the organic curves of the floor...

... Wait, sorry, what was I saying? I sorta drifted off into daydreams for a moment there...

Fuzzy Fred · Post by **Fuzzy Fred** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:16 am

how did i miss this?

happy birthday behndy! you are officially my favorite person that i am also scared of at the same time.

in a good way :hug:

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:09 am

lol. every time i look in here i get the giggles. y'all are the bestest.

JrmY........ that's awesome......... *looks down* oh! hello THERE Geiger Inspired Erection!

oh Fuzzzzzzzzah Fredddddddahhhhhhhh!

*lifts up skirt*

*waggles bits*

'allo!

warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:58 am

Wait are you Scottish?

I don't get it.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:04 am

nah. just got some leftover mini-skirts that i used to wear at shows. Fred Tha Fuzz makes me..... nostalgic.

warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:07 am

I got some tube tops I'll throw in with that rug for your poly-grace.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:10 am

Bassus Sanguinis wrote:
behndy wrote:lol.

*blushes*

GUYS!

WHAT? Blushes? WHICH CHEEKS?

This one's for You, from my favorites archive!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akD87C2WvBg[/youtube]

that much chunky 70's white grrL ass and crazy bush on stage would be DISTRACTING. neat!

Big Mon · Post by **Big Mon** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:13 pm

Happy belated birthday, bassist-i-don't-know0that-well-as-i-never-post-in-the-talkbass-thread :animal:

Eric! · Post by **Eric!** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:15 pm

but..behndy's been brought over to the dark side

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:06 pm

sigh. yep. i've realized the beauty and horror and... well...... beautiful horror that is ILF.

so much win up in har.

Bassus Sanguinis · Post by **Bassus Sanguinis** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:50 pm

behndy wrote:sigh. yep. i've realized the beauty and horror and... well...... beautiful horror that is ILF.

so much win up in har.

for beauty and horror.

Big Mon · Post by **Big Mon** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:19 pm

behndy wrote:sigh. yep. i've realized the beauty and horror and... well...... beautiful horror that is ILF.

so much win up in har.

Well then, that pretty much makes you a'ight with me :thumb:

warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:46 pm

ILF > Talkbass all day anyway.

ilovefuzz.com

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