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Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:51 am
by Officer Bukowski
O_O
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:23 am
by behndy
maybe it's all a giant metaphor. Beating It To One's Sister Is Akin To Being Urethrally Penetrated By Angry Metal Screw Adjusters. it's sorta zen in a way.
i bet Confucius liked a chopstick down his dick once in awhile.
actually...... i'm going to look for pictures of that now. that HAS to be out there somewheres.
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:27 am
by Officer Bukowski
Why would you want to shove stuff in your penis anyways? Is there something good about that that I'm missing out on?
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:31 am
by behndy
huh. these are the five most disturbing/odd things that came up when i googled Confucius Porn.......
........ and the last one is SO the background for my phone now. 'cause that is incredibly hawt.
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:38 am
by snipelfritz
I'm not even sure what that third one is.
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:40 am
by Ilikewater
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:09 am
by orenss
I was reading this thread at work and started laughing histerically..... and then I saw Ilikewater avatar at the end and could not stop laughing for 10 min straight, michael jackson resemblance to a chihuahua is amazing!!!!
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:44 am
by behndy
lul. Granps TOTALLY looks like, "huh. i still have a penis. i did not know tha-HEY IS MATLOCK ON??!?"
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:47 am
by Ilikewater
contemplating making grandma my phone background or better yet lock screen. No one's going to drag that shit down to unlock it.
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:24 am
by behndy
lulz. BEST THEFT PROTECTION EVER.
keep finding sombody took your phone, but when you call it it's 20 feet away next to a pile of vomit and some skin and eyebLl shreddings from them trying to claw away to blindness.
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:56 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
the old dude looks like bill oreilly
all old guys look like bill oreilly though
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:58 am
by Seiche
i wanna know who she is...
vinz893 hm? googlegooglegoogle
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:46 am
by smile_man
Fuzzy Fred wrote:
I know I'm still pretty new, but how does "this dude jerks it to his sister" translate into "lets shove screwdrivers in our dicks"?
i dont get you...
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:04 am
by bubstance
Officer Bukowski wrote:Why would you want to shove stuff in your penis anyways? Is there something good about that that I'm missing out on?
Yes.
Re: LOLWUT?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:41 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
smile_man wrote:Fuzzy Fred wrote:
I know I'm still pretty new, but how does "this dude jerks it to his sister" translate into "lets shove screwdrivers in our dicks"?
i dont get you...
good...
