LOLWUT?
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maybe it's all a giant metaphor. Beating It To One's Sister Is Akin To Being Urethrally Penetrated By Angry Metal Screw Adjusters. it's sorta zen in a way.
i bet Confucius liked a chopstick down his dick once in awhile.
actually...... i'm going to look for pictures of that now. that HAS to be out there somewheres.
i bet Confucius liked a chopstick down his dick once in awhile.
actually...... i'm going to look for pictures of that now. that HAS to be out there somewheres.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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Re: LOLWUT?
Why would you want to shove stuff in your penis anyways? Is there something good about that that I'm missing out on?
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huh. these are the five most disturbing/odd things that came up when i googled Confucius Porn.......
........ and the last one is SO the background for my phone now. 'cause that is incredibly hawt.
NSFW: show
NSFW: show
NSFW: show
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NSFW: show
........ and the last one is SO the background for my phone now. 'cause that is incredibly hawt.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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I'm not even sure what that third one is.
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snipelfritz wrote:I'm not even sure what that third one is.
fuckin' eh. Grandma looks like her pussy has just given up, and that old man's face!!!
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I was reading this thread at work and started laughing histerically..... and then I saw Ilikewater avatar at the end and could not stop laughing for 10 min straight, michael jackson resemblance to a chihuahua is amazing!!!!
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lul. Granps TOTALLY looks like, "huh. i still have a penis. i did not know tha-HEY IS MATLOCK ON??!?"
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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contemplating making grandma my phone background or better yet lock screen. No one's going to drag that shit down to unlock it.
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lulz. BEST THEFT PROTECTION EVER.
keep finding sombody took your phone, but when you call it it's 20 feet away next to a pile of vomit and some skin and eyebLl shreddings from them trying to claw away to blindness.
keep finding sombody took your phone, but when you call it it's 20 feet away next to a pile of vomit and some skin and eyebLl shreddings from them trying to claw away to blindness.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: LOLWUT?
the old dude looks like bill oreilly
all old guys look like bill oreilly though
all old guys look like bill oreilly though
So this turned into another devi thread...
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i wanna know who she is...
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Fuzzy Fred wrote:
I know I'm still pretty new, but how does "this dude jerks it to his sister" translate into "lets shove screwdrivers in our dicks"?
i dont get you...
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Officer Bukowski wrote:Why would you want to shove stuff in your penis anyways? Is there something good about that that I'm missing out on?
Yes.
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smile_man wrote:Fuzzy Fred wrote:
I know I'm still pretty new, but how does "this dude jerks it to his sister" translate into "lets shove screwdrivers in our dicks"?
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i dont get you...
good...

So this turned into another devi thread...




