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plhogan wrote:Kids

That's what I was thinking, too.

McSpunckle wrote:Was she hot?

No she was pretty gosh darn ugly. Not that I'd judge everyone woman on that, but.... *shudders*

D.o.S. wrote:You clearly suck at partying.

i just try to avoid diminishing-returns situations. and usually when you walk into a place you've never been before and the first thing you see is somebody you don't even know shooting junk, unless you're a heroin user or interested in using heroin the ratio of potential negative-to-positive returns just skyrocketed. then, at the point when the people walk in shouting "WE GOT TEN CAPS!!!" that's where i'd say "excuse me, but i have a bus to catch..."

You should have kicked the kids ass, stole the heroin and traded it to his mom for sex.
Most likely he wouldn't invite you over anymore.
THE END.

MiddleEarthCrisis wrote:You should have kicked the kids ass, stole the heroin and traded it to his mom for sex.
Most likely he wouldn't invite you over anymore.
THE END.

His mom probably would have stabbed me mid orgasm and taken my wallet

wsas3 wrote:

MiddleEarthCrisis wrote:You should have kicked the kids ass, stole the heroin and traded it to his mom for sex.
Most likely he wouldn't invite you over anymore.
THE END.

His mom probably would have stabbed me mid orgasm and taken my wallet

But now you don't know that and its all speculation.

i have lost all respect for you...

wsas3 wrote:

McSpunckle wrote:Was she hot?

No she was pretty gosh darn ugly. Not that I'd judge everyone woman on that, but.... *shudders*

Well... fuckin' bummer, man. You didn't even get any decent porn out of it.

You should have just snorted the H.

It'll make you feel good...

ah youth.

i had a dooder giving me a lift home one time when we were fucked up on shrooms. got to a stop sign and he said, "hey.... there's some shit i saw in a cartoon once i always wanted to try....". i bailed, walked home. alas, i didn't get any HEROIN OR DIE (lurv u MM) threats off a gnarled up grrL.

hee.... about a year later dooder's cousin though it would be funny to bust into his house with a friend, both with unloaded guns and ATF jackets they made at the local mall screen printing store, and yell, "ATF!! FREEEEZE MOTHAFUCKAHSSSSS!!!".

dooder.... was high.... headered out his window, bounced through the hood and wasn't seen for about 2 months by anybody. no one ever had the heart to tell him what really happened when he showed up again.

hurm. just reread that. while i have the benefit of line-breaks, your story is better.

so in summary, Drugs ROKK, you shoulda totally got Ugly Booty or Smacked Up Mawmz Ass and man up next time and tell bitches you got some place to be.

love.

You do realize how awesome heroin feels, right?

Caesar wrote:You do realize how awesome heroin feels, right?

From personal experience yes, I know how good opiates in general feel, and I've caused a lot of shit because of past usage. I'd prefer not to get back into that shit out of shame of my past self though.

i've had some interesting experiences. back when i was in HS i sat around and watched my classmates shoot Nembutals at the house of a kid whose Dad was divorced and a druggie/alcoholic. and then there was the time in the 1990s when i bailed from a friend's car in the middle of an SF traffic jam when it struck me that he'd just sold me a fairly large clump of marijuana and was driving me home in a car with fake plates he'd bought at the souvenir shop at Fishermans' Wharf, was so unsafe that the brakes screamed like a little girl every time he applied them, and the bloke was now wondering if he'd actually eaten those mushrooms. "it's OK, you don't have to drive me the rest of the way if you're that high, man...go home and chill" [i hotfoot it from Geary to the California St. bus stop ASAP].

Caesar wrote:You do realize how awesome heroin feels, right?

I've snorted H recently, the few months I lived in Delaware. First time trying it. I did quite a bit, two and a half 10 dollar bags...which came out to be alittle less than 2 grams. EH, not the best feeling. I tried it a few more times, and decided it wasn't worth my time or money. It just made me nod off and alittle sick to my stomach. I've felt more fucked up from one oxy or roxys(both of which I stay away from because I've seen too many of my friends lives destroyed from it).

I did smoke some of that JWH-free legal smoke in Delaware called Happy Hour. I got so fucking high(for an hour lol), i had to call the company and ask what the fuck it was. The most I could get out of them were the words "research chemical." Never smoked it again. Ill be damned if I pay to be a guinea pig.

for non-dinosaurs and in case they don't make them any more, Nembutals were prescription barbiturate sedatives which came in yellow capsules, the "yellow jackets" of 50s->70s doper slang.