Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:21 am
why cant ken and barbie have sex? 
ken comes in his own box!
ken comes in his own box!
Why was the girl afraid of Santa?
She was Claustrophobic
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Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:00 pm
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:31 pm
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:43 pm
How do Mexicans cut their pizza
Little Ceasor's (scissors)
Little Ceasor's (scissors)
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:56 am
The4455 wrote:How do Mexicans cut their pizza
Leettle Ceasor's (scissors)
Fixed.
What's a dinosaurs favorite cookie (besides the ones Companda makes)?
ROAReos
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:55 am
What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A wonkey.
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
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Two pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their future babies.
The first says: "I hope my baby is a boy, I've used blue wool".
The second says: "I hope mine's a spastic, I've fucked up the arms".
A wonkey.
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
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Two pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their future babies.
The first says: "I hope my baby is a boy, I've used blue wool".
The second says: "I hope mine's a spastic, I've fucked up the arms".
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:56 am
ChrisDN wrote:
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
What's worse than a wormy apple?
The holocaust.
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:55 am
'I can't feel my legs!!!'
'That's because your arms have been blown off'
'That's because your arms have been blown off'
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 1:11 pm
Monkeyboard wrote:'I can't feel my legs!!!'
'That's because your arms have been blown off'
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 1:33 pm
What'd the mexican gang member say when the apartment complex fell on him?
Get off me holmes(homes)
Get off me holmes(homes)
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:23 pm
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Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:39 pm
Lizard.......izard.......izard.....izard
Hey it's a gecko!
Hey it's a gecko!
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:17 pm
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Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:24 pm
how many people does it take to circumsize a whale?
four skin divers.
four skin divers.