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culturejam wrote:

unownunown wrote:dibs on the awkward pregnancy test chapter

Damnit!

Fine. I call dibs on the exploratory curious lesbian chapter(s).

that one comes right after.

she swears off men after a too-close call. her friend comes to her side, at first to comfort her, then to suggest the idea of switching teams

Good lord! What have I done???

(I had written this whole premise involving the two friends convincing the gay roommate to have his first experience with a woman and so on, but I'm still not sure I want to encourage this)

In my psychology class today, some dude came in being all annoying and loud and from staten island. Then the professor was all "You sound like you know a lot, why don't you come down and teach." And the guy was all "Really? About whatever I want? I can talk about last night's jersey shore episode? I know a lot about Snooky and the situation." Then he went down in front of the class, the professor gave him his jacket, and I was all "this. is. awesome." and then it turned out it was the other professor and he didn't talk about last night's jersey shore episode and I had a sad.

AND DIBS ON THE AWKWARD SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS CHAPTER. If there's one thing futuresailors knows how to do, it's make a girl feel so uncomfortable that she has to have teh sexy sex with him to alleviate the social discomfort. And replace it with rectal discomfort. HIIYOOOOOOO.


Long post is long.

Jersey shore sucks the hard load,I tell my girlfriend and one of my best friends everyday,how the fuck do these people make money? And why are they famous? Fuck those cocksuckers.... No offense to anyone who like it

intothegroove wrote:Jersey shore sucks the hard load,I tell my girlfriend and one of my best friends everyday,how the fuck do these people make money? And why are they famous? Fuck those cocksuckers.... No offense to anyone who like it

Couldn't agree more. Those cocksuckers make more being cocksuckers in a month than I will my whole life not suckin cox 'n dix. Fact.

i watch jersey shore to be ironic.

Until the recent infiltration of Jersey "culture", I had never realized that Italian women were orange as fuck.

Teej212 wrote:i watch jersey shore to be ironic.

I don't hate Jersey Shore, or most reality TV, in itself. It's horrible and I've made my piece with that. What pisses me off is when people say they watch it to make fun of it or because it's funny, and then the second it comes on they start talking about "That time so-and-so did this to somebody else" or "how bad they felt for Whoever when This-Person broke up with them." If you know the names of a majority of the people on the show, I say you've gone beyond the threshold of irony.

Let me also say, for context, that I take television very seriously. I am a highly intelligent person and I want to punch people in the face when they act all high and mighty because they don't watch TV. Stupid people are stupid. TV doesn't help, but it doesn't make anybody stupider than they already are.

snipelfritz wrote:I am a highly intelligent person and I want to punch people in the face

Did you mention something about context?

snipelfritz wrote:

Teej212 wrote:i watch jersey shore to be ironic.

I don't hate Jersey Shore, or most reality TV, in itself. It's horrible and I've made my piece with that. What pisses me off is when people say they watch it to make fun of it or because it's funny, and then the second it comes on they start talking about "That time so-and-so did this to somebody else" or "how bad they felt for Whoever when This-Person broke up with them." If you know the names of a majority of the people on the show, I say you've gone beyond the threshold of irony.

Let me also say, for context, that I take television very seriously. I am a highly intelligent person and I want to punch people in the face when they act all high and mighty because they don't watch TV. Stupid people are stupid. TV doesn't help, but it doesn't make anybody stupider than they already are.

futuresailors wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:

Teej212 wrote:i watch jersey shore to be ironic.

I don't hate Jersey Shore, or most reality TV, in itself. It's horrible and I've made my piece with that. What pisses me off is when people say they watch it to make fun of it or because it's funny, and then the second it comes on they start talking about "That time so-and-so did this to somebody else" or "how bad they felt for Whoever when This-Person broke up with them." If you know the names of a majority of the people on the show, I say you've gone beyond the threshold of irony.

Let me also say, for context, that I take television very seriously. I am a highly intelligent person and I want to punch people in the face when they act all high and mighty because they don't watch TV. Stupid people are stupid. TV doesn't help, but it doesn't make anybody stupider than they already are.

IT'S A JERSEY THING.

Id rather watch the super bowl than this cabbage.

And I'd rather watch a cabbage.

And I'd rather build a pedal and name it the cabbage muff.

i'd rather smoke a blunt,drink a bottle of straight JD piss warm,and puke on the tv screen,not mine of course