unownunown wrote:dibs on the awkward pregnancy test chapter
Damnit!
Fine. I call dibs on the exploratory curious lesbian chapter(s).
that one comes right after.
she swears off men after a too-close call. her friend comes to her side, at first to comfort her, then to suggest the idea of switching teams
mathias wrote:I heard that Tom Dalton read a book on how to grow online communities around your business. But he thought it was too much work so he just created a forum full of alts. You and I are the only real people.
(I had written this whole premise involving the two friends convincing the gay roommate to have his first experience with a woman and so on, but I'm still not sure I want to encourage this)
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
In my psychology class today, some dude came in being all annoying and loud and from staten island. Then the professor was all "You sound like you know a lot, why don't you come down and teach." And the guy was all "Really? About whatever I want? I can talk about last night's jersey shore episode? I know a lot about Snooky and the situation." Then he went down in front of the class, the professor gave him his jacket, and I was all "this. is. awesome." and then it turned out it was the other professor and he didn't talk about last night's jersey shore episode and I had a sad.
AND DIBS ON THE AWKWARD SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS CHAPTER. If there's one thing futuresailors knows how to do, it's make a girl feel so uncomfortable that she has to have teh sexy sex with him to alleviate the social discomfort. And replace it with rectal discomfort. HIIYOOOOOOO.
Long post is long.
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:
ifeellikeatourist wrote:
Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
fuck you.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
Jersey shore sucks the hard load,I tell my girlfriend and one of my best friends everyday,how the fuck do these people make money? And why are they famous? Fuck those cocksuckers.... No offense to anyone who like it
intothegroove wrote:Jersey shore sucks the hard load,I tell my girlfriend and one of my best friends everyday,how the fuck do these people make money? And why are they famous? Fuck those cocksuckers.... No offense to anyone who like it
Couldn't agree more. Those cocksuckers make more being cocksuckers in a month than I will my whole life not suckin cox 'n dix. Fact.
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:
ifeellikeatourist wrote:
Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
fuck you.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
I don't hate Jersey Shore, or most reality TV, in itself. It's horrible and I've made my piece with that. What pisses me off is when people say they watch it to make fun of it or because it's funny, and then the second it comes on they start talking about "That time so-and-so did this to somebody else" or "how bad they felt for Whoever when This-Person broke up with them." If you know the names of a majority of the people on the show, I say you've gone beyond the threshold of irony.
Let me also say, for context, that I take television very seriously. I am a highly intelligent person and I want to punch people in the face when they act all high and mighty because they don't watch TV. Stupid people are stupid. TV doesn't help, but it doesn't make anybody stupider than they already are.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
I don't hate Jersey Shore, or most reality TV, in itself. It's horrible and I've made my piece with that. What pisses me off is when people say they watch it to make fun of it or because it's funny, and then the second it comes on they start talking about "That time so-and-so did this to somebody else" or "how bad they felt for Whoever when This-Person broke up with them." If you know the names of a majority of the people on the show, I say you've gone beyond the threshold of irony.
Let me also say, for context, that I take television very seriously. I am a highly intelligent person and I want to punch people in the face when they act all high and mighty because they don't watch TV. Stupid people are stupid. TV doesn't help, but it doesn't make anybody stupider than they already are.
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:
ifeellikeatourist wrote:
Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
fuck you.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
I don't hate Jersey Shore, or most reality TV, in itself. It's horrible and I've made my piece with that. What pisses me off is when people say they watch it to make fun of it or because it's funny, and then the second it comes on they start talking about "That time so-and-so did this to somebody else" or "how bad they felt for Whoever when This-Person broke up with them." If you know the names of a majority of the people on the show, I say you've gone beyond the threshold of irony.
Let me also say, for context, that I take television very seriously. I am a highly intelligent person and I want to punch people in the face when they act all high and mighty because they don't watch TV. Stupid people are stupid. TV doesn't help, but it doesn't make anybody stupider than they already are.
