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[snipelfritz]

Bitches be tricky. I say stick around only to get "used" for rebound shmecks. Otherwise, steer clear of that minefield, but that's a lot easier for me to say considering I'm not involved. In summation, stay persistent, but if she continues to lead you on without results, drop that. It's just a matter of finding the line between romantically aggressive and clingy then staying making sure not to cross it.

EDIT: Yes, I know this was completely contradictory and I'm proud of that.

[smile_man]

Bitches be tricky. I say stick around only to get "used" for rebound shmecks. Otherwise, steer clear of that minefield, but that's a lot easier for me to say considering I'm not involved. In summation, stay persistent, but if she continues to lead you on without results, drop that. It's just a matter of finding the line between romantically aggressive and clingy then staying making sure not to cross it.

EDIT: Yes, I know this was completely contradictory and I'm proud of that.

def see yr point, but that where it gets more confusing for me.

i think it was last weekend that I initially asked this girl to see black swan with me, and she was asking if it was just going to be her and I, to which I replied yes, and then she said that it wouldn't be a good idea since she just started seeing someone like the day before, but that it was a shame that I hadn't asked earlier because she would have for sure said yes, and also that I'm (smile_man) "lovely to be around".

to which I was all like , it was pretty unexpected.

so I Itold her that if it didn't work out I don't really do anything ever so she should call me or something, and she replied that she would definitely take me up on that offer, and then we continued to text throughout the week.

I don't know.

[snipelfritz]

I revert to my earlier statement: Bitches be tricky.

Your only option now is to get drunk, masturbate and cry. Remember, tears make the best lube.

leads to (that's my wacking off face) leads to

[mauerkraut]

You've exposed weakness! Women like to see confidence, and always try to make it seem like you're busy.

It's like playing with a cat. Dangle the string, they'll play forever. Drop it, they lose interest.

Call it stupid, but read this book. It's all systematic, just like a video game. Play by play, follow this and I promise it will work. I've field tested in many times.

http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating- ... 0060554738


Plus he's a great writer who writes for Rolling Stone.

THERE IS HOPE!

[smile_man]

Ha! You guys seem to find this situation worse than I do.

I've discovered that I need to be in a relationship with someone who I care about more than they do me, only problem is that strong women like that are never down.

[snipelfritz]

Ha! You guys seem to find this situation worse than I do.

Yeah, I'm pretty torn up about it. I think I might go gay because of it.

In the end, I'm just happy I came up with as a masturbating face. It's even better than the time I realized the rainbow is actually going up his ass not coming out of it.

[unownunown]

You've exposed weakness! Women like to see confidence, and always try to make it seem like you're busy.

It's like playing with a cat. Dangle the string, they'll play forever. Drop it, they lose interest.

Call it stupid, but read this book. It's all systematic, just like a video game. Play by play, follow this and I promise it will work. I've field tested in many times.

http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating- ... 0060554738


Plus he's a great writer who writes for Rolling Stone.

THERE IS HOPE!

my cat only pounces when you drop the string.

i think he's broken though

[snipelfritz]

You've exposed weakness! Women like to see confidence, and always try to make it seem like you're busy.

It's like playing with a cat. Dangle the string, they'll play forever. Drop it, they lose interest.

Call it stupid, but read this book. It's all systematic, just like a video game. Play by play, follow this and I promise it will work. I've field tested in many times.

http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating- ... 0060554738


Plus he's a great writer who writes for Rolling Stone.

THERE IS HOPE!

my cat only pounces when you drop the string.

i think he's broken though

But you're a ladeh, he only goes for it when it's a sure thing lying there in front of him wasted off Smirnoff Ice.

This is all we need to know about dating:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHoMDO9SGrw[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFqhY9pWEp8[/youtube]

[DarkAxel]

I've discovered that I need to be in a relationship with someone who I care about more than they do me, only problem is that strong women like that are never down.

more than they do you?

naah seriously... those relationships make me just too confused/sad/angry sometimes. too bad i'm in one right now

[Derelict78]

This is SO true although I cannot divulge which two my wife has.

[snipelfritz]

I vote we amend this. Instead of "Emotionally Stable" put "Submissive," trade "Intelligent" for "Good Cook" and make "Good Looking" into "Titties"

Then change "Pick Two" to "Take what you can get"

[DarkAxel]

OK, a bit of necrobumping, but i'm so... mad/sad right now

DEAR ILF

i just realized that i have those problems with my current GF probably because of the way me and my ex broke up. Basically after two years of trying to do a lot of shit for her, she sadi i didn'T do anything, i'm selfish and so on... NOT TRUE, BITCH!

anyway... they way i experienced it, it kinda crushed my world in terms of she had seemed perfectly happy, so it was all a lie...


and now with my current girlfriend... well she seems happy and she tells me she likes me or even loves me sometimes, she tells me that i'm a good boyfriend and lover, because i take care of her and care for her... but i can't feel happy because of that, because all i can think of is that it's all probably just a LIE

i love her, but i can't trust her even though she is THE one person in my life i'm trying to trust the most... and i don't have any reason to not trust her...

so... what the fuck am i supposed to do?

[madmax1012]

OK, a bit of necrobumping, but i'm so... mad/sad right now

DEAR ILF

i just realized that i have those problems with my current GF probably because of the way me and my ex broke up. Basically after two years of trying to do a lot of shit for her, she sadi i didn'T do anything, i'm selfish and so on... NOT TRUE, BITCH!

anyway... they way i experienced it, it kinda crushed my world in terms of she had seemed perfectly happy, so it was all a lie...


and now with my current girlfriend... well she seems happy and she tells me she likes me or even loves me sometimes, she tells me that i'm a good boyfriend and lover, because i take care of her and care for her... but i can't feel happy because of that, because all i can think of is that it's all probably just a LIE

i love her, but i can't trust her even though she is THE one person in my life i'm trying to trust the most... and i don't have any reason to not trust her...

so... what the fuck am i supposed to do?

i was the same way after my first real relationship. then my girlfriend of 2.5 years confessed that she cheated on me 9 times, and then proceeded to verbally destroy me, because cheating on me an excessive number of times wasn't enough. so because of that, i was afraid to let anyone in. i drank alot and was with a random different girl every week. but now i'm with my new girlfriend who has been my best friend since freshman year of highschool. basically, breaking up with that bitch who will not be spoken of was the best thing that ever happened. i'm perfectly content, and i just can't see myself with anyone else, ya know? but trust her, man. just give her the chance

[DarkAxel]

I'm trying to, she didn't do anything wrong... it's just the bad former experience

it's so goddamn confusing

[Bassus Sanguinis]

^that's a picture of Yoko Onos installation I saw years ago, called Play It By Trust, I really, really liked it. Two chairs, table, a chessboard set for two players. All painted white.

The wounds will heal, in time, when You give people chance to show they are not all cannon fodder. I was surprised myself and recommend it for others, too.

So, advocating equality, willing suspension of disbelief (no, not being naíve), and the politics of truth (the plain and brutal truth, always - though there's no need to the excruciatingly cruel) lead all into good things. At least one can hold his/her head up throughout the lifes trademark mishaps.

Other than that, start a suicidal doom /black metal band, worship the fuzzy goat and practice NECROBUMPING!