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SPACERITUAL wrote:

Noise... wrote:Dude. Go with the iPad instead. No one likes the Kindle anymore.

Also, will it include pictures? I hope they're drawn in crayon.

NO IPAD. I DONT HAVE A VAGINA AND THEREFORE NO USE FOR PADS.

I really should have seen that coming.

I have a short attention span

JUST.15.MOAR. Sry 'bout the threadjack,uh-

Congrats. Now that you're famous, I hope you'll sign my tits please.

theactionindex wrote:Congrats. Now that you're famous, I hope you'll sign my tits please.

NOT ONLY WILL I SIGN YOUR TITS BUT ILL.....oh wait youre a guy.

SPACERITUAL wrote:

theactionindex wrote:Congrats. Now that you're famous, I hope you'll sign my tits please.

NOT ONLY WILL I SIGN YOUR TITS BUT ILL.....oh wait youre a guy.

HA! Trickery! No tit-tays for you!

SPACERITUAL wrote:

Noise... wrote:

unownunown wrote:seriously where's the dr. s. ritual autobiography?

In a pile of banned books somewhere.

The Thom Dalton edited version will be available for kindle 3rd quarter.

I've never edited a Spaceritual autobiographical piece. Actually, I'd be happy to narrate it for an audiobook. Should I change my voice for ALL-CAPS sections?

^^Like Batman style?

More like the fat black dude on that big chair in 300 that was all OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN. Its more of an anguished whisper.

Also everyone should look out for my signature 9 string guitar coming next year from DEAN GUITARS. Complete with floyd rose whammy bar, abalone binding, EMG PICKUPS, quilted maple top and CUSTOM TRIBAL INLAYS.

Tom Dalton wrote:
I've never edited a Spaceritual autobiographical piece. Actually, I'd be happy to narrate it for an audiobook. Should I change my voice for ALL-CAPS sections?

Stephen Colbert did.

SPACERITUAL wrote:Also everyone should look out for my signature 9 string guitar coming next year from DEAN GUITARS. Complete with floyd rose whammy bar, abalone binding, EMG PICKUPS, quilted maple top and CUSTOM TRIBAL INLAYS.

and a graven eagle headstock?

unownunown wrote:

SPACERITUAL wrote:Also everyone should look out for my signature 9 string guitar coming next year from DEAN GUITARS. Complete with floyd rose whammy bar, abalone binding, EMG PICKUPS, quilted maple top and CUSTOM TRIBAL INLAYS.

and a graven eagle headstock?

I hope it comes in 'dismal trans-purple' or 'skid-mark brown'

SPACERITUAL is Rusty Cooley?

Gearmond wrote:SPACERITUAL is Rusty Cooley?

Dont snitch.