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McSpunckle wrote:By the title, I thought you were getting circumcised.

I'm glad to see that's not the case.

Oh it could still happen, like if a wacky nurse switches his chart with someone else's.

Achtane wrote:

McSpunckle wrote:By the title, I thought you were getting circumcised.

I'm glad to see that's not the case.

Oh it could still happen, like if a wacky nurse switches his chart with someone else's.

They wouldn't have much to snip,...I got that little procedure done back in the day,....way back in the day.

you have a lot of good reasons that i agree with. i fucking hate kids. i work in a grocery store and see how miserable the people who walk around with their shitty kids are. do what you want. i hear it's an outpatient procedure, so it can't hurt that much. plus, you can still have sex. i mean, it's a hell of a lot better than castration.

masked elwood wrote:shitty parents are everywhere, that's why kool people need to have kids...... so the world isn't overrun by the shitheads in the future.

This is the best argument I've ever heard for having kids (either naturally or adopted).

I don't think the cool people can possibly out-breed the mouth breathers, but having the numbers a little more in favor of cool is a good thing.

So true.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSROlfR7WTo[/youtube]

Good luck, man. I agree with everyone that you sound like you know what you're doing. Plus, you have a backup plan (adoption).

I personally have never considered this procedure for myself, I'm also not in a position where I really have to worry about. It does takes two to tango.

Seedy wrote:So true.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSROlfR7WTo[/youtube]

I still really need to see this movie. I wrote it off as some SNL Lorne Michaels formulaic, overdone movie (cause it had Maya Rudolph in it). Then I found out it was a Mike Judge film.

Definitely see it, but DO NOT watch it on Comedy Central, at least not the first time. The ridiculousness is lost without the cuss words, especially the scenes with President of the United States, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Seedy wrote:Definitely see it, but DO NOT watch it on Comedy Central, at least not the first time. The ridiculousness is lost without the cuss words, especially the scenes with President of the United States, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

It's in my netflix queue. I was hoping it was availble streaming,...but no. Mallrats is though. I'm totally watching that today.

Welp,...I go to the doctor in two hours.

The docs do their best to make you feel it's a painless and easy procedure,...which I'm sure it is, but I'm still a little apprehensive about it. There are other things I'd rather be doing with my day then worry about two simple incisions/some Russian messing around with my junk. There are also other things I'd rather be doing with my week off than laying on the couch in a jock strap with a bandaged up cock.

At least I can order my wife to bring me beer and pretzels while I watch reruns of the Blackadder.

warwick.hoy wrote:Welp,...I go to the doctor in two hours.

Good luck.

Hope you have bags of frozen peas awaiting you at home.

That's what my friend used at least. After he had two shit kids.

He wasn't smart like you.

warwick.hoy wrote:I like the quiet relaxing sanctuary of my home. I like not having to share my wife with anyone.

Can't argue with that. It's also a testament to how much you love your wife and life as it is. Why ruin a great thing?
You do have balls (hopefully still do now after the surgery) for allowing people with very sharp knives anywhere near your dick.

Okay,...appointment was at 3pm PST and after all the pleasantries were exchanged,...the actual procedure only took a few minutes. Now I'm sitting at home smoking a bowl and relaxing with some ILF.

The worst part was the numbing shot. It did feel like someone was tugging on my nuts when the doc got a hold of the vas deferens to do the snip. Feeling kinda nauseous and exhausted.

My wife is so cool. She went with and watched the entire procedure. She's into that kind of thing though; I puke at the sight of insides, entrails,....large amounts of blood etc etc.

Then; post-op, she held the gauze on the incisions when my hands started to tire out. Merry Christmas Wifey.

awesome. it was this time of year i got mine. the eldest one decided to get mouthy with some kids it turned out he didn't actually know and got his face split for his troubles. this happened to coincide with the biggest fucking snowdump we'd had in the North Puget Sound region in some years. so instead of resting on the couch with my troubled nads and icecubes, i'm digging out the fucking car to take him to the hospital.

so yeah, you may have avoided that, but your life will be bereft of FUN stories like that one.
or not. in either case, good luck i hope it goes well for you.