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I heard you guys like snorlax

No fucking doubt about it, i't Scyther.

Instead os arms the mothafucka has blades.
Epic Badass.

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I'm playing Leaf Green on my lovely Gameboy Emulator! Snorlax is ruining gym leaders and biker gangs alike!

Also:

because it is cute and dances and
MOTHERFUCKING SOLARBEAM

theavondon wrote:

Such a melancholy Pokemon.

You'd be melancholy too if you wore your mother's skull over your head rather than letting people see your face.

Me, I like Slowpoke or as he used to be called, Retardedpoke.

Seriously though, this guy is super-underrated:

I mean, come on! He's a palm tree, he's eggs, he's grass, he's psychic, and he looks like he's completely stoned off his ass. What's not to love about that?

snipelfritz wrote:

theavondon wrote:

Such a melancholy Pokemon.

You'd be melancholy too if you wore your mother's skull over your head rather than letting people see your face.

Me, I like Slowpoke or as he used to be called, Retardedpoke.

Seriously though, this guy is super-underrated:

I mean, come on! He's a palm tree, he's eggs, he's grass, he's psychic, and he looks like he's completely stoned off his ass. What's not to love about that?

This entire post is bursting at the seams with win.

Squirtal, cause he can squirt.

^___________________^ SNORLAX IZ SOO HYNGREE FR LVZZZZZZZZZZ

htsamurai wrote:

This.

/Begin Nostalgic Story Time.

I still remember being like 8 or 10, Pokemon Red had just come out a few months prior. I had beaten it over and over, clocked ridiculous hours in, and had found the glitch where you talk to the coffee guy in Veridian City, then go to Cinnibar Island and surf up and down the coast to run into Missingno. and other random, ridiculously high level pokemon. If you named your character RED, you'd encounter level 132 Mewtwos. It was epic having six Mewtwos, all with random attacks from whatever TM's I had available from duplicating them with the same glitch. Hyper Beam and all that kind of stuff.

But by that point the game was pretty much over, so the onslaught of six level 132 Mewtwos was kind of worthless, as my unstoppable psychic death squad only had a couple more opponents until the game was beaten.

It didn't stop me from doing it every single time though.

/End Nostalgic Story Time.

snipelfritz wrote:You'd be melancholy too if you wore your mother's skull over your head rather than letting people see your face.

Me, I like Slowpoke or as he used to be called, Retardedpoke.

Seriously though, this guy is super-underrated:

I mean, come on! He's a palm tree, he's eggs, he's grass, he's psychic, and he looks like he's completely stoned off his ass. What's not to love about that?

I want this to be carved into stone to stand for all time.

but for me...

mainly for the reason of

..but mostly because he is a fucking tree. how cool is that?! ...and my name is Forrest