things you like disliking

[Gearmond]

ERIC MOTHFUCKING JOHNSON

"you just don't understand the meticulous subtleties of amps, how you pick the string, and how the number of a strat affects how it plays"

[Big Mon]

PANTS!

+1. Also,shoes can suck a dick

[Blurillaz]

People who use picks on bass. Seriously. Fuck you.

[whalesong]

I love to hate... on all kinds of people in this glorious city i live in. As in; i think i was born to write for the Vice Mag column"fashion do's and dont's"!!! 22 year old hipster poseurs that dress like lumberjacks in tight jeans, fucking mountainman beards and Fake ass florescent twotone Raybans and some stinky Toms slippers.

[nieh]

Rap
Screamo
80's metal
Any hardcore band
Brokencyde
Meelad360 from the UG forum
Chorus pedals
Delay pedals
Standard tuning
Danelectro
Gibson guitars
Squier guitars

[Mudfuzz]

Overly talkative people who ask lots of questions... like: did you just talk to your self? Don't you think it's weird to talk to your self? You'know I think it 'sweird to talk to your self... Don't you? What do you mean your weird? you're agreeing with me? Man that weird, did you know that? Temps.....

[warwick.hoy]

True Bypass.

Not True Bypass itself but the drones who think it's special but have no idea what it actually is. Marketing hype. Put a 3pdt switch on a pedal and wire it up TBP and all of sudden it's better than every other pedal that it clones.

I will say that I can't stand the MoogerFooger buffers and would consider putting my bass MuRF in a TBP Loop,...or have it modded to TBP.

I had my gear all setup and forgot to plug the MF in and it still let a stunted signal through. WTF Moog,...over $400 for the pedal you could have come up with a better buffer.

[Eric!]

People who use picks on bass. Seriously. Fuck you.

I use to be all purist anti-pick, but now maybe I use one 1/15 times for a bit more growl.

But people that use them like they play guitar in High on Fire (whom I also dislike) solos...can go to hell.

[jrmy]

People who use picks on bass. Seriously. Fuck you.

People who dislike me for playing my goddamn bass with a pick. Fuck you too sweetcheeks.

[htsamurai]

john mayer fanboys
them: best white blues guitarist ever
me: <.<...johnny winter, rory gallagher, billy gibbons....
them: they're all dead, they don't count
me: wtf...

oh yeah, fake blues and jazz fans
"OH I HAVE THE ROBERT JOHNSON COLLECTION, ITS AWSUM HOW HE CULD PLEY DAT STUFF LYKE BEFOR NE1 ELS!!
I LUV DA BLUES, SEE? I EVN SPEL IT RITE!"
"motherfucker, stfu, please..."
'Y?! U NO LYKE DA BLUES!? I LUV DA BLUES! I LUV ROBERT JOHNSON!"
"name one contemporary of his, just one...or hell name one other blues player pre-1960"
"STEVE RAY VAUN"
"ok, I take it back, you're definitely a blues fan. I was just trolling I don't know anything about blues or guitar in general"
'I NO!"

[Monkeyboard]

john mayer fanboys
them: best white blues guitarist ever
me: <.<...johnny winter, rory gallagher, billy gibbons....
them: they're all dead, they don't count
me: wtf...

oh yeah, fake blues and jazz fans
"OH I HAVE THE ROBERT JOHNSON COLLECTION, ITS AWSUM HOW HE CULD PLEY DAT STUFF LYKE BEFOR NE1 ELS!!
I LUV DA BLUES, SEE? I EVN SPEL IT RITE!"
"motherfucker, stfu, please..."
'Y?! U NO LYKE DA BLUES!? I LUV DA BLUES! I LUV ROBERT JOHNSON!"
"name one contemporary of his, just one...or hell name one other blues player pre-1960"
"STEVE RAY VAUN"
"ok, I take it back, you're definitely a blues fan. I was just trolling I don't know anything about blues or guitar in general"
'I NO!"

But there's no point in resisting they're everywhere. As for Jazz it's like: Oh I love Jazz. Yes Coltrane and Davis and Coltrane.....and Davis.

I can not be bothered by people like this. I honestly can't. I do not care what random people on the internet listen to or why (you lot excluded ofcourse ).

[McSpunckle]

People who actually think basses played through distortion with a pick actually sound like a guitar played similarly.

By that logic, detuning doesn't work and all string gauges sound exactly the same.

Also, fuck 99% of effects that actually have the word "bass" on them. "Hey guys, we made this pedal keep your low end, but removed the tone. Enjoy."

[htsamurai]

or these guys, talking about my offbrand semi-hollow paul

"I've never heard of that brand, wow, why would you buy that."
"because I like how it sounds, plays and looks"
"but its not even an epiphone"
"......you're right"
"how much did you spend"
"around $400 after shipping"
"wow you're dumb, I would've bought an epiphone or a fender with that money and even a distortion pedal cause I have friends at guitar center and they hook me up cause they love my band we're playing house shows because the venues around here dont like us cause our music doesnt sound like anything we have our own sound and they dont like that i play guitar and sing in this band we're called [insert pseudo-ironic or deep-meaning name here] we're gonna be famous cause all of our friends like us we're sponsored too we play only real guitars not offbrands because offbrands are bad for the real companys who make real gutiars so you should return your guitar and ill give you lessons if you want"
*I plug my shit-brand guitar into L5 that isn't real amp because its not a marshall or orange*
*play jazz lick into simple progression with sweep and jazz fills then into something easily recognizable like everlong or something and throw a solo into that*
"how long you been playing"
"a few years now, I hope to one day be able to afford a nonshit guitar and amp...or pedals"
*/unveil pedalboard*
"...i gotta go..."

fuck you hipster poppunk son of a leprous camel motherfucker.

[htsamurai]

john mayer fanboys
them: best white blues guitarist ever
me: <.<...johnny winter, rory gallagher, billy gibbons....
them: they're all dead, they don't count
me: wtf...

oh yeah, fake blues and jazz fans
"OH I HAVE THE ROBERT JOHNSON COLLECTION, ITS AWSUM HOW HE CULD PLEY DAT STUFF LYKE BEFOR NE1 ELS!!
I LUV DA BLUES, SEE? I EVN SPEL IT RITE!"
"motherfucker, stfu, please..."
'Y?! U NO LYKE DA BLUES!? I LUV DA BLUES! I LUV ROBERT JOHNSON!"
"name one contemporary of his, just one...or hell name one other blues player pre-1960"
"STEVE RAY VAUN"
"ok, I take it back, you're definitely a blues fan. I was just trolling I don't know anything about blues or guitar in general"
'I NO!"

But there's no point in resisting they're everywhere. As for Jazz it's like: Oh I love Jazz. Yes Coltrane and Davis and Coltrane.....and Davis.

I can not be bothered by people like this. I honestly can't. I do not care what random people on the internet listen to or why (you lot excluded ofcourse ).

lol, exactly "oh I love john coltrane he wrote giant steps, did you know its hard to play?"
<.<
yeah I watched the same pbs commercial you did fucker

[warwick.hoy]

People who use picks on bass. Seriously. Fuck you.

I use to be all purist anti-pick, but now maybe I use one 1/15 times for a bit more growl.

But people that use them like they play guitar in High on Fire (whom I also dislike) solos...can go to hell.

I started out playing pick, then went to fingerstyle exclusively. Now I mix the two,...mainly fingerstyle, but I'm not against playing with a pick.

Since we are on the subject,....slap bass in genre's other than funk/jazz. I'm not impressed or amused fieldy.