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D.o.S. wrote:

Joe Gress wrote:heh, now he want's Muse tones. Poor suckers gonna die soon.

First I read this, and my first thought was "No. That's too easy. Joe's trolling me."

Then I realized you're a standup individual with an unhealthy obsession with redheads and an inability to keep a vehicle safe at any speed.

So I checked the thread.

It's real.

Yeap. Someone suggested a sticky to him, so we'll see if that works. The cost of pedals is scaring him a little already.

Joe Gress wrote:Yeap. Someone suggested a sticky to him, so we'll see if that works. The cost of pedals is scaring him a little already.

For my money, the only sticky he needs is a sticky blast/drip to the face from a consenting partner.

If that doesn't mellow him out, nothing will.

Been watching Cowboy Bebop, the episodes after Jupiter Jazz. MMMMMMMMMMM. Feels so good.

Or a nonconsenting partner. I'm sure he searches "wet work" in the men seeking men section of craigslist.

"i think he pisses on dudes."

yesh. Cowboy Bebop is like nine flavors of tit into one Ultra Boob Shake. DELICIOUS.

i love the voice actor for Spike. i'd fuck the tone out of his speak-hole.

I'm pretty sure these guys come from the same speak-hole

There is an awful lot of bi-polarness in that thread. He's offended,...he's not offended,...

What's the best bi-polar for Muse tones?

What a cock gobbler.

D.o.S. wrote:I think I've been phonetically translated from English to Behndy.

The kind of things he says to me.

In a sultry low voice.

At night times.

"Deluge Of Sound? Deluge Of SEXXXY if you ask me. whatchU doin' later?"

*D.o.S.-Flavored GrrLy Giggles*

"oh yeahhhhhhh. gonna fuck you like the Kool-Aid Man up in this bitch. *Pimp Barry White Voice fails, Ernie Voice Comes Back* i just.... i just need to find a brick wall to burst through real quick...."

OH YEAHHHH!

ew. worst cum face EVER.

and you know every SINGLE one'a you just imagined him bustin' one hard stream of red juice in and/or on somebody and grimacing.

you ain't gotta lie to kick it.

gah. so awesome. i just made a mess. now i have to find an extra pair of drawahs 'cause we go on in about 45 minutes and i already sweat enough. i don't want to be crunchy with baby batter too.

ew. sweat infused MELTING baby battah. bleghhhaggfgahhaggahhg. puke yack cum squirt SPLOO.

Anyone got their shizz together for the latest noise comp? I just sent Pickles the link to my track, which I named in honor of our very own Mudfuzz: "Muddy Persuasion, aka How I Learned to Shut Up and Make Noise"

when's it do again? i was gonna try to wobble areoun at getting a track together this weekend i think. been sorta busy lately.