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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Haha, I hope the title gets changed to Douche the Thread, cause that's what its turning out to be.
Oh and behndy? Trolling Bas tard. That is all.
Oh and behndy? Trolling Bas tard. That is all.
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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
bigchiefbc is my new favorite hero for this one...
http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f36/looki ... st11246298
..I'd have said that Over There if I didn't think I'd get busted for allegedly trolling again.
http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f36/looki ... st11246298
..I'd have said that Over There if I didn't think I'd get busted for allegedly trolling again.
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dubkitty wrote:it's the Death Metal version of "Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite."
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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
yeh. he rokks. like BIRDS.
fuck. there's a part i play fine when i'm playing with my drummer, i'm having a shit ugly time trying to get it down clean to a RECORDING of my drummer. y'all ever have that problem?
fuck. there's a part i play fine when i'm playing with my drummer, i'm having a shit ugly time trying to get it down clean to a RECORDING of my drummer. y'all ever have that problem?
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
It's the other way 'round for me...I can nail it totally when playing w/albums...give me for-real players and I choke. Like BIRDS.
dubkitty wrote:it's the Death Metal version of "Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite."
behndy wrote:...or Unsuspecting Tourist Penetration.... whatever does it for you.... i don't judge....
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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
My name is Mudd wrote:bigchiefbc is my new favorite hero for this one...
http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f36/looki ... st11246298
..I'd have said that Over There if I didn't think I'd get busted for allegedly trolling again.
I really am getting sick of those fucking generic "what are some cool pedals" threads. I mean seriously. If you want an overdrive recommendation, how about giving us a fucking clue of what you want it to sound like. Actually, nevermind, you guys will all just say "Rusty Box" anyway.
If I were a cynical man, I'd think that you're all just trying to build up their market value to unobtanium levels so you can sell them off.

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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
The ones I REALLY like (...not...) are when people actually do put up suggestions ("You might like the Rusty Box...it does X and Y nicely for me...") and the OP comes back with some version of "OMG!!! THAT PEDAL SUXORZZZZZ!!!!" to every suggestion. Why'n hell did you ask in the first place then? Ya dumbass...
dubkitty wrote:it's the Death Metal version of "Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite."
behndy wrote:...or Unsuspecting Tourist Penetration.... whatever does it for you.... i don't judge....
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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Why don't you all that still care [my last small bit of hope is slipping away again... not only suggest but try to talk anyone that is clueless or just wanting a OD into buying the most insane and fuckup fuzz you can think of. Don't think of this as being a ass, you are helping them help themselfs.
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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
"well... i guess.... TECHNICALLY Dwarfcraft shits can.... kinda? get an OD? if you rip out half the caps? yeah. i don't feel bad at ALL recommending this to that gospel playing fuck."
nothing against gospel i guess. i DID like the name better before it was praise and worship. i keep my religions to myself, don't see why them's is all about sharing. huh. should start a Up With Christ/Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster club maybe?
hurm. that went into an odd direction. i'm HUNGRY. fucking slow ass Carrows.
nothing against gospel i guess. i DID like the name better before it was praise and worship. i keep my religions to myself, don't see why them's is all about sharing. huh. should start a Up With Christ/Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster club maybe?
hurm. that went into an odd direction. i'm HUNGRY. fucking slow ass Carrows.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
I only subscribe to the Church of Misery.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ZNzwcIQYU[/youtube]
Look at that Ric. LOOK AT IT. KNEEBASS.
FLEABASS. KNEEBASS IS BETTER.
KNEEBASS IS METULZ.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ZNzwcIQYU[/youtube]
Look at that Ric. LOOK AT IT. KNEEBASS.
FLEABASS. KNEEBASS IS BETTER.
KNEEBASS IS METULZ.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw


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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Achtane wrote:I only subscribe to the Church of Misery.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ZNzwcIQYU[/youtube]
Look at that Ric. LOOK AT IT. KNEEBASS.
FLEABASS. KNEEBASS IS BETTER.
KNEEBASS IS METULZ.
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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
wow. "balls. balls NASTY."
where's that from? what's that said in? don't cheat now!
where's that from? what's that said in? don't cheat now!
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
I tried to do a Guitar Wolf hijack because of all the "WOLF" quoting but then I remembered you can't embed youtube videos on TB so it's pretty ineffective.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw


sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.


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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
BLAGH. i write sh******t instead of **** and get a warning, duder on that thread Erukus pointed out has called me a prick, arsehole, a talentless 14 yr old that can't play bass (that IS about my skill level actually) and some other shit. NUFFIN. good for him.
my favorite thing about WolfMother is Patton talking shit about them.
[youtube]http://youtu.be/CXKo4z7GS78[/youtube]
he's such a dicky little man. i love him.
hurm. won't embed for me. i broke it. DAMN YOU TB!!!
my favorite thing about WolfMother is Patton talking shit about them.
[youtube]http://youtu.be/CXKo4z7GS78[/youtube]
he's such a dicky little man. i love him.
hurm. won't embed for me. i broke it. DAMN YOU TB!!!
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
behndy wrote:fucking slow ass Carrows.
Were you posting from your table @ Carrows?
behndy wrote:NUFFIN. good for him.
I actually though about reporting those posts but thought that if I did, you'd end up being the one who gets busted and I didn't want that. The moderating there continues to be as level as an egg-crate, and that sucks.
- edit - that was Mike Patton in the vid up there, wasn't it?
dubkitty wrote:it's the Death Metal version of "Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite."
behndy wrote:...or Unsuspecting Tourist Penetration.... whatever does it for you.... i don't judge....
