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Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:09 pm
by warwick.hoy
sorry,....wife is lurking
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:06 am
by behndy
Fuzzy Fred wrote:I don't play bass, but that forum seems stupid.
Now where are the boobs? We were promised boobs
meh. BASS is stoopid. boobs ARE awesome though.
last 'uns for WarWicklez lurking grrL. 'cause you KNOW if she's with him she's got a GREAT sense of humor amiright? HEY-OHHHHH.
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:09 am
by Eric!
atlas tat is amazing
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:22 am
by Achtane
Eric! wrote:atlas tat is amazing
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:38 am
by morange
If she gets really fat, the weight on Atlas's shoulders will increase. But he'll bulk up, too, so he'll be able to handle it.
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:58 am
by Eric!
morange wrote:If she gets really fat, the weight on Atlas's shoulders will increase. But he'll bulk up, too, so he'll be able to handle it.
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:46 am
by behndy
SHRUUUUUGGGGgggeeed.
god damn i want to puch Ayn Rand in the taint.
or probably the caint-hole. grrL's taints are so small and my hands are so big it's pretty much an all or nothing situation down there.
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:47 am
by Eric!
I can only imagine what that'd sound like
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:55 am
by behndy
whoooshSQUIRSHcrunkSQUIRRRSHsquadooBLOOF.
"OW! my caint-hole! PRICK!!"
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:57 am
by Eric!
[insert generic person]'s momma is so fat, behndy went to punch her caint-hole and she only felt a little prick
behndy is not a prick
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:03 am
by behndy
hee. little prick.
was doing some extra bouncy stuff with a layday friend one time, accidently banged into her cervix. her unthinking utterance of pain was "ow! SHIT! it's like i just got stabbed by a PENCIL!!"
"urrr... you mean... like... crazy huge circus novelty pencil right? ..... i don't think i want to do this any more tonight. SIGH."
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:12 am
by Eric!
I dunno what kind of circuses you go to!
Best job there? Selling phallic lollipops.
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:15 am
by behndy
there's not enough Yonic items available. seems like they'd appeal to a broader consumer base than something shaped like a cock for your mouth.
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:16 am
by Eric!
That'd just get messy in a heartbeat
Re: Bitch about TalkBass here. Post Boobs while you are at i
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:32 am
by behndy
her - "wow! that's so cool!"
him - *hard stare* *CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*
her - "urrrr.... i gotta.... go now..... "
