It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[Eric!]

Yeaaah, get 'im James!

My guitarist, just the other day, asked me "Eric, do you think it's respectable to be an improv band?" and I said "abso-fucking-lutely! that's how the jazz dudes did it"

[warwick.hoy]

I'll admit that we are too lazy to write songs.

[behndy]

fuck. i envy y'all. NEED TO FIND SOME NOIZ NERDZ NEAR ME.

..... probably looking would help.

Jamezorz - it's a DarkGlass B3k. freaking AWESOME. it's a silly good OD that makes my small 1x12 home rig sound HUGE and i can not WAIT to get on the 4x12 rig in about 4 hours. the blend is reaaaaally well integrated and i love the voicings of the OD.

but it's butt ass ugly boring looking in it's original wrapper. look at their site. NOT visually appealing. BriBri SURE fixed THAT bitch.
WOOF.

[Joe Gress]

I thought you hated that saying

Lol I kinda still do since I came from a family of five, but I've changed my opinion on the large family idea these days. Its a bit irresponsible in most situations.

[behndy]

Yeaaah, get 'im James!

yeah. i always like reading when Jamezelz gets offended. it's so verbose and proper. it's like... watching him gently talking some one around to the point of view that Yes! they ARE a shitty person! and removing themselves from the gene pool is a GREAT idea! save future generations from your special blend of douchery! getting them to commit suicide and being proud of themselves for doing it.

Jamez is like a verbal shotgun loaded with downers and depressant rock salt.

i'm nowhere near as couth. when somebody irks me it's almost painful for me to not respond with the talky version of sticking my dick in their eye.

"what? fuck YOU bitch. meet me on the street nia. whoop that ass after i tell you about how your mom knows what my dick tastes like. HER ASSS."

[bigchiefbc]

2a) WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

It's a vagina, not a clown car?

I thought you hated that saying

Also; nice bass BC. I definitely dig it's aesthetics more so than the Carvin.

Thanks. I DO think it's perdy, but I have to admit I'm a bit nervous about it. This is my first bass that is like, wood finish, instead of paint. I'm worried that I'm gonna go on stage with that thing and people will think I look like one of those pretentious jazz douches that have soul patches and wear round sunglasses in a dark club.

[Mudfuzz]

I'm worried that I'm gonna go on stage with that thing and people will thing I look like one of those pretentious jazz douches that have soul patches and wear round sunglasses in a dark club.

1. then don't wear it as a chinstrap...
2. don't play jazz on it
3. really, electric jazz... just say no.
4. don't wear a beret
5. or grow a soul patch...
6 Ozzy wears round sunglasses...
7. ... there is always glitter...

[Joe Gress]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMEYLlDT ... ure=relmfu

[behndy]

Dillinger are some goofballs.

vicious, angry, ridiculously talented GOOFBALLS.

so fucking metal. in a good way.

[Joe Gress]

Fun as shit to see live that's for sure. Lead singer looks like he'd be the biggest roid driven douchenozzle out there, but is actually really cool to meet.

[behndy]

gah. i keep missing them. my last drummer LOVED them.

yeah, i was hellza happy when i got to meet Brian (?) the drummer from Lightning Bolt. was AS tickled to hear him say the other Brian (i know ONE of them's Chappelle and i'm too lazy to ask the internets) doesn't come out sometimes. he's shy. HE'S JUST LIKE MEEEEEEE!

'ceptm for the huge gap in talent levels 'course.

[Joe Gress]

Duuude lucky bastid. Lightning Bolt never seem to come to this part of the country, and when they do I'm always working. I want to see em pretty bad.

[behndy]

seriously, it's the best show i've ever seen. during fucking tuning up jam the crowd started jumping up and down and doing like the friendliest full floor pit evah and didna stop the whole night. insane.

[warwick.hoy]

Yeaaah, get 'im James!

yeah. i always like reading when Jamezelz gets offended. it's so verbose and proper. it's like... watching him gently talking some one around to the point of view that Yes! they ARE a shitty person! and removing themselves from the gene pool is a GREAT idea! save future generations from your special blend of douchery! getting them to commit suicide and being proud of themselves for doing it.

Jamez is like a verbal shotgun loaded with downers and depressant rock salt.

i'm nowhere near as couth. when somebody irks me it's almost painful for me to not respond with the talky version of sticking my dick in their eye.

"what? fuck YOU bitch. meet me on the street nia. whoop that ass after i tell you about how your mom knows what my dick tastes like. HER ASSS."

Yeah I can be pretty passive aggressive.

Fuck he didn't take the bait

I feel like posting this after his admission that he is getting one. (Now I want three just to make up for this douchetard's doucheyness)

To be honest with you,...don't buy one,...you seem like you'd be more hassle to the builder then it is worth.

Honestly,...after working with a certain local luthier and seeing the shit he has had to put up with and how it's beaten him down; I'm very prepared to deal with problem customers when I get my business off the ground. I'm building in small batches,...take it or leave it,...no custom jawns (cept for mah bros and only after I get good) no,...pussy footing with this that and the other thing. If you don't like what I'm building take your business somewhere else. Fine with you? Fine with me.

I don't mean to be callous but I'm have no patience for idiot customers bossing me around. If I wanted to be bossed around I'd get a real job (oh wait,...I did).

[warwick.hoy]

Let's see if I can get me an infraction. I'm cool with a tempband.