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unownunown wrote:i did an interview and got an email back saying i was hired within 20 minutes.

FUCK YEAH. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE EASIEST JOB EVER. i'm just in charge of inventory for all the clubs on campus. and they took me on a tour of the inventory room. some things i saw: squirrel costume, big suction cup dildo, etc. also they asked me who bootsy collins was (what kind of interview question is that?) and it was awesome.

BEST JOB EVER FUCK YEAH

But........was the suction cup dildo right next to the squirrel costume?

Exactly where were the suction cups on the dildo? And what does Bootsy Collins have to do with anything? Is he running around the inventory room smoking crack and spontaneously shouting "Hey Baby!" before busting out some funky, funky bass lick?

Schlatte wrote:I finally pushed myself to get a haircut today. It feels awesome to see shit again. It's pretty short now but it'll grow back.

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theactionindex wrote:^Your avatar is now a gif.

that's the least I could do

unownunown wrote:i did an interview and got an email back saying i was hired within 20 minutes.

FUCK YEAH. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE EASIEST JOB EVER. i'm just in charge of inventory for all the clubs on campus. and they took me on a tour of the inventory room. some things i saw: squirrel costume, big suction cup dildo, etc. also they asked me who bootsy collins was (what kind of interview question is that?) and it was awesome.

it could have gone terribly wrong... just imagine being raped with a big suction cup dildo... by a guy in a squirrel costume

Nah.. jk..
awesome


Also- I do NOT have to do anything for school this weekend so... just relaxing, getting drunk and having a stress free weekend

Also also- I do not have school on monday It's October 10th- the memorial day where in 1920 the father of my grandpa and other brave men defeated the slovenians and the part of carinthia I'm living in got to stay with austria and not become slovenian...

Schlatte wrote:Also also- I do not have school on monday It's October 10th- the memorial day where in 1920 the father of my grandpa and other brave men defeated the slovenians and the part of carinthia I'm living in got to stay with austria and not become slovenian...

Your family is filled with wise men.

In America we don't have school on Monday because some dead guy killed a bunch of injuns.

We were on holiday last monday because capitalism won!

Right now listening to a mash-up this dude that's playing keys in my pop band made. He cut a very long jam we made on tuesday to a 5 min piece and I am blown away. This will be so awesome once it's finished!

futuresailors wrote:In America we don't have school on Monday because some dead guy killed a bunch of injuns.

Ähhm.. had to google "injuns"...
but yeah...

Schlatte wrote:

futuresailors wrote:In America we don't have school on Monday because some dead guy killed a bunch of injuns.

Ähhm.. had to google "injuns"...
but yeah...

Dead guy killing people, sounds to me like...

Zombie Day

MUTUAL ORGASMS FTW!!!!!

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warwick.hoy wrote:MUTUAL ORGASMS FTW!!!!!

dude.. did you read "The four-hour body"? by tim ferriss? ... you should... probably... just sayin'

In love with a girl I respect and admire. Everything between us is natural and we're always on the same page. She makes me feel hopeful and happy and secure. She has a very respectable and classy taste in music. & she's gorgeous.

n00dz?

I knew that was going to happen hahah

kbithecrowing wrote:In love with a girl I respect and admire. Everything between us is natural and we're always on the same page. She makes me feel hopeful and happy and secure. She has a very respectable and classy taste in music. & she's gorgeous.

Fuck yeah.

Wait...your typing is suspicious...is she holding a knife to your throat?
Are you tied up!? Don't be afraid to use your rape whistle!