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I wrapped mine up and I'll send it out today!

phantasmagorovich wrote:

Grrface wrote:

phantasmagorovich wrote:To wrap or not to wrap?

Wrap! Makes it more fun to open :P

I knoe! But I am crap at wrapping and a lazy ass that doesn't want to go shopping for giftwrap. Meh, whatever, I'm gonna do it.

I tend to make my wife wrap stuff for me.

Oh, man. You are getting one of my favorite things, SS recipient.
You don't even know.

Just ordered the last of it. I had some last last minute inspiration, and I hope my victim will think this is funny, because it's huge and will weigh a ton.

gawd. i hope I'M the one getting the WFASAWFAS14095710947 Themed Real Doll.

behndy wrote:gawd. i hope I'M the one getting the WFASAWFAS14095710947 Themed Real Doll.

if I had one of those I'd be worried about falling asleep while it was in the house

dood i would WRECK a real doll version of me. it's like..... my lifelong dream.

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JUST SAYIN'.

Package is on its way to my victim I hope he likes the local "goods" I sent... (by goods I mean booze).

And now for the flood of, "shit! it's here so early but I want to be a good little lamb and not open it until Christmas! FUCK!" posts

Step 1: Set up Christmas tree and lights
Step 2: Cross off up to Dec 24th on a calendar
Step 3: Get wasted and once it's past midnight, think that it's the 25th!
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Profit

I'm not sure I should send my box of death yet! i guess i can make it even more special for my victim. Soon it comes...

all wrapped in a nice christmas wrapping paper shipping tomorrow

should i send the tracking no. to my victim? edit: ok, i won't and i'll check it myself

also... wrote "Christmas present, please do not open" on the front... i hope the canadian customs officers have enough decency

ohhhhhh dooodie
i just got a weird pm with numbers
i wont open till mine goes out
promise
ill put a webcam on it
like those pathetic pandas
these fuckers destroyed thanksgiving
and trying to destroy xmas
i will prevail
i think

this morning in my mailbox:

pretty official looking dutch envelope.
my reaction: Suuuuuuuweeet! Haki got me! I'm such a lucky bastard!
opened the letter
parking ticket for putting bogdan (my car) in a reserved spot
370€
370€
370€
so glad a buddy borrowed the car that night
kinda sorry for him too
but still glad

Waiting for my last thing (the big one) to arrive, can't wait to get it sent out ASAP woop woop.