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Man y'all are making me ashamed of my slackerly ways. Need to get my shit going!

Stalking has commenced. Lots of fun. Easy mark. Just about done now. A few things to arrive.

Who are you calling easy!??

I have already said too much.

Year of the Mind Games.

popvulture wrote:Man y'all are making me ashamed of my slackerly ways. Need to get my shit going!

at least one of you bastards isn't making me feel like i'm shirking.
I've had about a million ideas but my mark isn't the most public, so I'm trying to refine it down to the best few.
Also every snack inherent to Texas is pretty much meat which my dietary & moral obligations prevent me from purchasing guilt-free

What do y'all do to keep time from making things go bad/stale? Like I've read about ppl shipping tins of cookies, but wouldn't they be (close to) stale after a week or transport/delay in opening? Am I overthinking this?

Fuck a duck, I missed it again.

baremountain wrote:

popvulture wrote:Man y'all are making me ashamed of my slackerly ways. Need to get my shit going!

at least one of you bastards isn't making me feel like i'm shirking.

I don't even start stalking until the middle of November.

baremountain wrote:What do y'all do to keep time from making things go bad/stale? Like I've read about ppl shipping tins of cookies, but wouldn't they be (close to) stale after a week or transport/delay in opening? Am I overthinking this?

Last year Doommeow sent me gluten free cookies, which were kinda like dry cookies you'd buy at the store, but not shit like the ones you buy at the store.

jrfox92 wrote:

baremountain wrote:

popvulture wrote:Man y'all are making me ashamed of my slackerly ways. Need to get my shit going!

at least one of you bastards isn't making me feel like i'm shirking.

I don't even start stalking until the middle of November.

baremountain wrote:What do y'all do to keep time from making things go bad/stale? Like I've read about ppl shipping tins of cookies, but wouldn't they be (close to) stale after a week or transport/delay in opening? Am I overthinking this?

Last year Doommeow sent me gluten free cookies, which were kinda like dry cookies you'd buy at the store, but not shit like the ones you buy at the store.

Mrs Doommeow was on a gluten free kick last year.

And aren't holiday cookies supposed to be stale or filled with enough plastic and sugar that you can't tell the difference?

I know I save one ginger cookie from each years batch so I have something to snack on once the apocalypse hits.

Fuuuuuuck. This shit says Christmas. I'm not putting my package together and mailing it until Thanksgiving and I have no shame for it. It's my tradition. The wife and I stockpile shit all year and around Thanksgiving we pull it out and start divying it up.

Yeah if you're a domestic stalker you have a lot more postal leeway.

D.o.S. wrote:domestic stalker

Band name.

Not for cis bitches. I can't swing that.

You know who else got her stalk on?

MY MOM!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!