Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:25 pm
At least she wasn't slanging hard.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:00 pm
I gotta stop thinking every woman who talks or trys to give me helpfull info on whatnot wants my sack....just met a nice lady at the park...gave me her number so we can possibly get her childs doctor for my child cuz ours sucks...but cant shake off the feeling she just wants me.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:15 pm
I read every word.$harkToootth wrote:Ever read the maggot girl story?jwar wrote:Also broke dick thread almost made me vomit.
This is very old. This particular thread dates 2009 but I'm pretty sure I saw it years before that. https://forum.grasscity.com/threads/sic ... rl.406170/
Internet archeology is fun.
I need to not be here right now...
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:25 pm
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:31 pm
I saw that this morning and all I could think of was Layne Staley 
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 6:24 am
jwar wrote:
I read every word.
I need to not be here right now...
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 10:22 am
I love all these frog and toad reaction pics
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:09 pm
Mmmmmmmmmmm, where to begin...Invisible Man wrote:My cousin sold dildos for a while to make ends meet (pun intentional). But she was like...fifteen or sixteen...and had a giant box shipped to the house she lived in...with her parents. They discovered the box, opened it, and had a very awkward conversation about what she was do(i)ng with a giant box of dildos.
Its hard(!) when the actual explanation is more awkward than what someone assumed.
I mean...so where does a 15 year old get dildos wholesale and MORE IMPORTANTLY who is she selling these to? Classmates? Like a high school sex toy black market? Why is a 15 year old so hard up for cash that she turns to fake penis mark-up profit margins to get by?
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:16 pm
Capitalismsnipelfritz wrote:Mmmmmmmmmmm, where to begin...Invisible Man wrote:My cousin sold dildos for a while to make ends meet (pun intentional). But she was like...fifteen or sixteen...and had a giant box shipped to the house she lived in...with her parents. They discovered the box, opened it, and had a very awkward conversation about what she was do(i)ng with a giant box of dildos.
Its hard(!) when the actual explanation is more awkward than what someone assumed.
I mean...so where does a 15 year old get dildos wholesale and MORE IMPORTANTLY who is she selling these to? Classmates? Like a high school sex toy black market? Why is a 15 year old so hard up for cash that she turns to fake penis mark-up profit margins to get by?
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:26 pm
I used to make those paper claws that fit over your finger. 25 cents a claw, or a dollar per hand. I would make like 10 bucks on the ride home from school sometimes.
But then middle School happened and nobody cared about the kid with the claws
But then middle School happened and nobody cared about the kid with the claws
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:31 pm
1) The same place everyone gets them; don't pretend like you don't know.snipelfritz wrote:Mmmmmmmmmmm, where to begin...
I mean...so where does a 15 year old get dildos wholesale and MORE IMPORTANTLY who is she selling these to? Classmates? Like a high school sex toy black market? Why is a 15 year old so hard up for cash that she turns to fake penis mark-up profit margins to get by?
2) Yes, yes. Most American high schools are actually fronts for organ trafficking and dildo rings. You just dated yourself by not knowing that.
3)
snipelfritz wrote:15 year old
hard up
fake penis
I think you answered that one yourself, bud.
(But seriously there were times we had to pull her out of crackhouses in later years...she had a rough time as a kid.)
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:33 pm
going to be polite and not make a "rough trade" joke.
Not that it actually applies but that's never stopped me before.
Not that it actually applies but that's never stopped me before.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:49 pm
HEH HEH...WHATTAYA BOIYINnnn???
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:33 pm
I wish my guitar was here so I wasn't so fucking bored so I could stop thinking about ladies.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:58 pm
Buddy, man invented internet so that porn was readily available and these dilemmas need not plague him anymore.
Bust one, find something else to do.
Bust one, find something else to do.