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Star Crossed Fluffers

Massive Lizard Scares Tourists

Square Sphere.

I actually like that one. Copyright!

Mighty Bovril Rangers

Blood, Shit and Swimming Pools

tabbycat wrote:charlie bit my fingerhole (formerly known as *illegible scribble* (the artist formerly known as 'fingerhole'))

ilf members will be pleased to note that after a brief cough medicine overdose and a round of fisticuffs, fingerhole have now reformed following a dispute over their most recent rebrand.
all members have now been officially stood down from police bail and fingerhole will be returning to their original name of fingerhole for the foreseeable future.

forthcoming fingerhole products for your listening pleasure...

concept albums:

‘fingerholes for swinging lovers - a tribute to ole’ blue eyes (fingerhole does sinatra)’. mini lp.
tracks include: ‘luck be a fingerhole’, ‘i get a kick out of your fingerhole’, ‘in the wee small fingerhole’, ‘i’ve got you (under my fingerhole)’.

‘rhapsody in my moonlit fingerhole’ – a tribute to glenn miller’. mini lp.
tracks include: ‘when the saints go marching (into my fingerhole)’, ‘fingerhole patrol’, ‘in the fingerhole’, ‘little brown fingerhole’.

format: available on laser-etched waterproof mattress covers from the 12th of never.

tour dates to follow.

tabbycat wrote: fingerhole for the foreseeable future

forthcoming fingerhole

concept fingerhole

laser-etched fingerhole

follow the fingerhole

These are all band names I approve of.

They Tongued My Jalopy

Steam Creamer and the Pistons

Craftwork.

Sex Eyes
Legion Else

Chankgeez wrote:

tabbycat wrote: fingerhole for the foreseeable future

forthcoming fingerhole

concept fingerhole

laser-etched fingerhole

follow the fingerhole

These are all band names I approve of.

Dead Inside the Fingerhole

(thanks to the BrisGoth Industrial band from the 90s for the inspiration)


THIS JUST IN: Turns out they're still active.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZq84oUKWY[/youtube]

Well. That is sad.

Chankgeez wrote:

tabbycat wrote: fingerhole for the foreseeable future

forthcoming fingerhole

concept fingerhole

laser-etched fingerhole

follow the fingerhole

These are all band names I approve of.

'forthcoming fingerhole' suitably threatening. like.

re more fingerhole product, just in...

'fingerhole salutes the beatles white album' (4 track ep).

tracklisting:

1. happiness is a warm fingerhole.
2. everybody's got something to hide except me and my fingerhole.
3. while my fingerhole gently weeps.
4. why don't we do it in the fingerhole?

available formats: each album will be lovingly hand-woven from prince william's silky hair.

release date: whatever.

Men Love Watching Me Jiggle and Can’t Get Enough of My Cellulite

Achtane wrote:Men Love Watching Me Jiggle and Can’t Get Enough of My Cellulite

i'm having that for my cv.

Here's one that we copped off a 10 cent paperback from the 60's...

Hesitant Hostess

Oh... the innuendo.

I bet those 10 cent paperbacks contain a plethora of great band names.