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Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:07 pm
by Dad Dick 2999
resincum wrote:hey Invisible Man are you here??
IM is slowly regaining consciousness. I suspect that I am actually his penis, which is not too surprising given his impressive size and apparent virility.
As such, I have access to most of his memories and experiences. What can I help you with?
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:09 pm
by Iommic Pope
I'm keen to see how the psychological filter of dick effects memory.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:22 pm
by JonnyAngle
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0XDSPZR1AI[/youtube]
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:35 pm
by Dad Dick 2999
Iommic Pope wrote:psychological filter of dick
This is a rapidly growing field where I'm from. It is also the name of a very popular cock rock band.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:46 pm
by Invisible Man
The fuck, dude?
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:51 pm
by popvulture
The plot thickens! Something's thickening.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 11:08 pm
by Iommic Pope
Dad Dick 2999 wrote:Iommic Pope wrote:psychological filter of dick
This is a rapidly growing field where I'm from. It is also the name of a very popular cock rock band.
That sounds like an amazing vein of scientific research.
Waiting for the inevitable Dicks of Dad IG/tumblr/facebook feed.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 11:17 pm
by odontophobia
$harkToootth wrote:I was going to post in the confessions thread, but this didn't seem serious enough to warrant it....
I've been using SOY BOY in my civilian life. Instead of using offensive expletives I call people SOY BOYS or refer to myself as a SOY BOY. I view this as an improvement. Thanks ILF!
pretty sure there is a big difference between soy boy and mother fucker.
dad dick 2999 can you confirm?
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 11:26 pm
by $harkToootth
I agree but I think that adds to the charm/hilarity. I have been enjoying calling my female friends SOY BOYS. Example: Tiffany said it was very hot today and wouldn't stop 'ammer'in on about it. Tiffany complained about how cold it was all winter. Tiffany is struggling keeping her hair in check (according to her). After yet another complaint about the weather (which only my Christian God can control...case closed) Sharktooth says "You know...you're acting like a real pump dump'in SoY BOuY today". Confusion and bitterness ensue as does grinning reminiscent of young man who just pumped and dumped himself.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 2:05 am
by actual
If you know you've got the squirts, but it all just stays inside when you go to the bathroom, is it still technically the squirts?
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 6:27 am
by Invisible Man
This problem is referred to by philosophers and not proctologists as 'Scrodinger's anus.' There's no consensus, sorry.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 6:35 am
by actual
I was asking Dad Dick 2999, he seems a lot more "knowledgeable" and "wiser".
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 6:37 am
by Invisible Man
Ah sorry bro I'll see if I can wake him up.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 6:38 am
by Invisible Man
Iommic Pope wrote:vein
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 6:39 am
by Strange Tales
Dear Invisible Man,
Why did Chris Cornell have to die so young, and on my birthday of all days?