Re: JHS be JHSin
Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 3:30 pm
Oh, hey, I have one of those stores near me.coupleonapkins wrote: These are legit, but I bought them in Illinois![]()
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Oh, hey, I have one of those stores near me.coupleonapkins wrote: These are legit, but I bought them in Illinois![]()
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Holy shit.... LAFFING!!!!!!echorec wrote:Josh Scott is like a human baloney sandwich---cold pink meat, starchy white bread, and vinegar-heavy mayonnaise.
He's like an aborted Thomas Pynchon character.echorec wrote:He gave an interview years ago, where he said he hated music before Pearl Jam. He said when he was a kid and music came on the radio, he'd run out of the room. Imagine having a neurological aversion to music, but then finding salvation in Pearl Jam. That's your holy grail? As a teenager of the 90s, that told me right away that I could not relate to this marshmallow at all.
That's like when people say U2 Joshua Tree is one of the greatest records of all time.echorec wrote:He gave an interview years ago, where he said he hated music before Pearl Jam. He said when he was a kid and music came on the radio, he'd run out of the room. Imagine having a neurological aversion to music, but then finding salvation in Pearl Jam. That's your holy grail? As a teenager of the 90s, that told me right away that I could not relate to this marshmallow at all.
I have absolutely no dog in this fight at all, but honestly this is such a shitty little attitude. Like, nice zing and everything I guess, but seriously—I know so many people who grew up in small towns with no college or community radio, or in religious households where listening to secular music was forbidden whose entree into slightly-less mainstream was stuff like Pearl Jam or Korn or Marilyn Manson or whatever because it was the weirdest things that might slip through the cracks on mainstream radio regularly enough for them to hear it at the mall or whatever. Trying to chirp on someone because they got into music through Pearl Jam or whatever just makes you sound like the clown from that Scharpling and Wurster bit about the guy who can only listen to air symphonies and limp bizkit. The fact that I used to genuinely love the limbomaniacs when I was 13 doesn't preclude me from listening to Albert Ayler while I make breakfast 30 years later.echorec wrote: He gave an interview years ago, where he said he hated music before Pearl Jam. He said when he was a kid and music came on the radio, he'd run out of the room. Imagine having a neurological aversion to music, but then finding salvation in Pearl Jam. That's your holy grail? As a teenager of the 90s, that told me right away that I could not relate to this marshmallow at all.
mcatano wrote:Albert Ayler
Josh Scott is a huge fucking goober, so what? No one's advocating that he be euthanized or sent to a concentration camp.mcatano wrote:I have absolutely no dog in this fight at all, but honestly this is such a shitty little attitude. Like, nice zing and everything I guess, but seriously—I know so many people who grew up in small towns with no college or community radio, or in religious households where listening to secular music was forbidden whose entree into slightly-less mainstream was stuff like Pearl Jam or Korn or Marilyn Manson or whatever because it was the weirdest things that might slip through the cracks on mainstream radio regularly enough for them to hear it at the mall or whatever. Trying to chirp on someone because they got into music through Pearl Jam or whatever just makes you sound like the clown from that Scharpling and Wurster bit about the guy who can only listen to air symphonies and limp bizkit. The fact that I used to genuinely love the limbomaniacs when I was 13 doesn't preclude me from listening to Albert Ayler while I make breakfast 30 years later.echorec wrote: He gave an interview years ago, where he said he hated music before Pearl Jam. He said when he was a kid and music came on the radio, he'd run out of the room. Imagine having a neurological aversion to music, but then finding salvation in Pearl Jam. That's your holy grail? As a teenager of the 90s, that told me right away that I could not relate to this marshmallow at all.
*psst* I don't actually care if people like Pearl Jam (or worse). It's just something to spoof.$harkToootth wrote:(I like both U2 and Pearl Jam for the record)
That's a name you don't hear everyday.jirodreamsofdank wrote:He's like an aborted Thomas Pynchon character.

I am not above advocating...echorec wrote:
Josh Scott is a huge fucking goober, so what? No one's advocating that he be euthanized...
If he had been steeped in classic rock radio and Pearl Jam is finally what turned his head (and not 38 Special or Bad Company), I think the explanation is more like, his older sister's hot friend liked Pearl Jam and he finally started listening to music. Purest coincidence. Which is OK! Or that he made up the story hoping that some musician in Pearl Jam would try his pedal, which would be so out of character I discount that possibility.mcatano wrote:I have absolutely no dog in this fight at all, but honestly this is such a shitty little attitude. Like, nice zing and everything I guess, but seriously—I know so many people who grew up in small towns with no college or community radio, or in religious households where listening to secular music was forbidden whose entree into slightly-less mainstream was stuff like Pearl Jam or Korn or Marilyn Manson or whatever because it was the weirdest things that might slip through the cracks on mainstream radio regularly enough for them to hear it at the mall or whatever. Trying to chirp on someone because they got into music through Pearl Jam or whatever just makes you sound like the clown from that Scharpling and Wurster bit about the guy who can only listen to air symphonies and limp bizkit. The fact that I used to genuinely love the limbomaniacs when I was 13 doesn't preclude me from listening to Albert Ayler while I make breakfast 30 years later.echorec wrote: He gave an interview years ago, where he said he hated music before Pearl Jam. He said when he was a kid and music came on the radio, he'd run out of the room. Imagine having a neurological aversion to music, but then finding salvation in Pearl Jam. That's your holy grail? As a teenager of the 90s, that told me right away that I could not relate to this marshmallow at all.
echorec wrote:First of all, if you are boycotting a company, why share their marketing videos or press releases? (That's fucking stupid.)Chankgeez wrote:echorec wrote:Then why bring that shit to every goddam thread? I don't buy JHS and I don't share news on their upcoming releases.![]()
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We're being "that" selective now?
Secondly, it makes no sense to me to revisit the circle jerk of Fuck JHS every other goddam day. ---Why? I don't like JHS either, so I don't bother with it. I don't need anyone else to congratulate me on this or reaffirm my feelings on said company. ----Is it really necessary for others to do this again and again? Once they get mentioned, it turns into a multi-page exercise. The monotony of it is just absurd.
People could be talking about 100 more interesting brands in a critical or positive light----but instead they waste hours and hours of time on regurgitating the same old opinions. Why give JHS the spotlight, at the expense of better, more forward-thinking brands? JHS is a boring and derivative company. I KNOW THIS! And I've heard it 1,500 times. I don't need to hear it 2,000 more times.
The quoted post is from October 31st, 2017. This thread was started February 7th, 2017. That's almost 9 months apart.D.o.S. wrote:Reading echorec rip into JHS in what you might call a multi page tirade just reminds me of this classic tirade from two years ago, when this thread started:
D.o.S. wrote:glad you've come around to the right way of thinking