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Re: EU friend party

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:37 pm
by DRodriguez
Disarm, you're French. Just go on strike

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:40 pm
by D.o.S.
for the record I can make whatever work with ~2 months of lead time so I'll defer to those of us who aren't privy to the joys of freedom.

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:47 pm
by goroth
D.o.S. wrote:freedom.

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:50 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
DRodriguez wrote:Disarm, you're French. Just go on strike
You're confusing the French for Danes. We have 80 days on strike per worker for the past 10 years. These people have 387. Only topped by Cyprus with 2000... but they have reasons.
D.o.S. wrote:for the record I can make whatever work with ~2 months of lead time so I'll defer to those of us who aren't privy to the joys of freedom.


I'd be free if I wasn't a fucking student. Why the hell do I want to be qualified? :facepalm:
goroth wrote:
D.o.S. wrote:pick up trucks and exploited foreigners serving me my takeout orders

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:03 pm
by coldbrightsunlight
D.o.S. wrote:for the record I can make whatever work with ~2 months of lead time so I'll defer to those of us who aren't privy to the joys of freedom.
This goes for me too, not too picky.
D.o.S. wrote:We can also do ... both?

Also I think bringing spacey is a good idea.
You're making a lot of sense today you good hombre you

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:42 pm
by fcknoise
I can probably make whenever work too, with a little notice I can get a day or two off work. Both is fine

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:53 pm
by phantasmagorovich
Early notice would be nice in order to hopefully get cheap plane tickets. Also after June would be preferable. But if we Listen to the French it would be the beginning of August and that fits all requirements.
We can also do both of course. There is a free practice room and enough space for everyone here as well. You guys can even come and take turns, whatever you want. I'm always happy to have ILFers around. And that goes especially for Herr Dino, considering we are married and all.

Disarm D'arcy wrote: I MEAN HOW ARE YOU GONNA TOP A PARK WITH STATUES OF PEOPLE HAVING ORGIES AND STEPPING ON NAKED INFANTS, KÖLN?
By a church with statues of gargoyles having orgies right in the middle of town?

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:59 pm
by DRodriguez
you should totes not do this on the 5-6, that way I might be able to possibly try and go

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:11 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
phantasmagorovich wrote:Early notice would be nice in order to hopefully get cheap plane tickets. Also after June would be preferable. But if we Listen to the French it would be the beginning of August and that fits all requirements.
We can also do both of course. There is a free practice room and enough space for everyone here as well. You guys can even come and take turns, whatever you want. I'm always happy to have ILFers around. And that goes especially for Herr Dino, considering we are married and all.

Disarm D'arcy wrote: I MEAN HOW ARE YOU GONNA TOP A PARK WITH STATUES OF PEOPLE HAVING ORGIES AND STEPPING ON NAKED INFANTS, KÖLN?
By a church with statues of gargoyles having orgies right in the middle of town?
Ficken Sie, herr Phanta. :facepalm:

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:13 pm
by D.o.S.
DRodriguez wrote:you should totes not do this on the 5-6, that way I might be able to possibly try and go
DUUUDE. :!!!:

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:21 pm
by phantasmagorovich
That verb requires an object, Monsieur figure from Pride and Prejudice.

So I'm guessing you wanted to say Ficken Sie sich, Herr Phanta, which would have told me to go fuck myself correctly. Either that or you would have to direct my virility at someone (or on special occasions some thing) by saying Ficken Sie {object}, Herr Phanta. Lastly you could also have offered to fuck me to some non-specific entity that you address politely. Basically inviting every Gentleman and -woman to fuck me. In that case, mon Frère, you would have put a comma too much because you would need to introduce Herr Phanta as the object of all the fucking. It's secretly my preferred version, so let's say:

Ficken Sie Herrn Phanta

Shall we?

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:27 pm
by actual
I think he meant to address you in a proper manner. Either way, fick dich.

Btw I'd really like to join ya'll later this year, but I'm not sure my wallet (I most likely have to move to a new city come August, in order to study) or general fear of meeting new people will allow it.

inb4 no one cares, idiot.

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:39 pm
by tremolo3
phantasmagorovich wrote:That verb requires an object, Monsieur figure from Pride and Prejudice.

So I'm guessing you wanted to say Ficken Sie sich, Herr Phanta, which would have told me to go fuck myself correctly. Either that or you would have to direct my virility at someone (or on special occasions some thing) by saying Ficken Sie {object}, Herr Phanta. Lastly you could also have offered to fuck me to some non-specific entity that you address politely. Basically inviting every Gentleman and -woman to fuck me. In that case, mon Frère, you would have put a comma too much because you would need to introduce Herr Phanta as the object of all the fucking. It's secretly my preferred version, so let's say:

Ficken Sie Herrn Phanta

Shall we?
konnen Sie Deutsch lehren mir?

Oder etwas like das.

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:07 am
by Fluffytime
phantasmagorovich wrote:You guys can even come and take turns, whatever you want.
:love: :drool:

Re: EU friend party

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:13 am
by phantasmagorovich
tremolo3 wrote:
phantasmagorovich wrote:That verb requires an object, Monsieur figure from Pride and Prejudice.

So I'm guessing you wanted to say Ficken Sie sich, Herr Phanta, which would have told me to go fuck myself correctly. Either that or you would have to direct my virility at someone (or on special occasions some thing) by saying Ficken Sie {object}, Herr Phanta. Lastly you could also have offered to fuck me to some non-specific entity that you address politely. Basically inviting every Gentleman and -woman to fuck me. In that case, mon Frère, you would have put a comma too much because you would need to introduce Herr Phanta as the object of all the fucking. It's secretly my preferred version, so let's say:

Ficken Sie Herrn Phanta

Shall we?
konnen Sie Deutsch lehren mir?

Oder etwas like das.
Jawohl! I would say, curriculum-wise, that we start out with the most important swear words, then pass on to beer-ordering in simple and complex terms including practical application of the new found knowledge. Rinse and repeat - with a little bit of cultural background and context we should have you drinking and swearing like a native in no time!