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Trying to stay pedge. Penis-edge. Unless I find a SPK. But if Santa finds one and buys it, I can roll with two. Been close to pulling the trigger on that Robotum a couple of times, but figured I shouldn't. PEDGE.

Also reading and analyzing, looking for hints that somebody is my santa and complaining about my GASiness. I have some ideas. I SEE YOU MOTHErFUCK.

Eivind August wrote:Also reading and analyzing, looking for hints that somebody is my santa and complaining about my GASiness. I have some ideas. I SEE YOU MOTHErFUCK.

I too can read between the lines. Obviously jwar has me and is getting me a custom life-size vinyl graphic of himself for my wall. And yes, I could use a second.

But, for real, I spend all the time stalking my mark than wondering whose hit list I'm on

Staying Tru to Pedge, except that TAFM I ordered myself.

Now that I'm officially in, here's my wishlist:

I play bass, so anything that sounds cool on bass is great. I'm down for any pedals, but I especially like anything that's pitch-shifty, glitchy, or ring mod-y. I've been itching for a Tonemachine clone, or a Buzzaround clone, or a reverb, and I could probably use a power brick or a compressor. But again, I like anything!

As for not bass stuff, I wear a size M or L shirt, I like all snacks, and I like beer and comics and books about pop culture. I also like collecting vinyl, especially 12" single remixes of songs from the 80s and 90s. Here's a link to my Discogs if it helps: http://www.discogs.com/wantlist?user=wdinc01. Also, I have a dog, so any dog toys is a-okay with me!

Glad I could help squeeze the last couple dudes in! No more though. I think we have almost 60 people this year!

Thanks neon! I had to miss out last year, and I'd be bummed if I missed two years in a row! Also, 60 people is insane. Has is ever been this many before?

Well I lost my pedge battle a little, caved and bought myself a Pocket Piano. If my SS happens to have already gotten me one, cool. I would love to have two.

In other news: I got my mark's main pedal gift and I sure feel good about it. He will be very happy come Dec 25th. As for other goods: slowly but surely.

In other other news: I've been really gassing for a Freeze and/or a sw8t vibrato so I can rip off BoC. Get my a Clarinot clone so I don't have to build one.

Soooooo, I just picked up my third fuzz this week. Secret Satan, please, please, please do not get me a fuzz, or at least one similar to the TAFM, Fingerprint, or Atomizer. I promise to not accumulate any more pedals before Christmas. Cross my heart.

chuckjaywalk wrote:I promise to not accumulate any more pedals before Christmas. Cross my heart.

Don't make promises you can't keep.

Hyphen Nation wrote:

chuckjaywalk wrote:I promise to not accumulate any more pedals before Christmas. Cross my heart.

Don't make promises you can't keep.

I totally can! From here on out, it is only shopping for others, until Jesus's birthday.

Feel like maybe I haven't been stalkable enough recently (been away with work for a bit so not much posting), so a possible tip if santa hasn't got ideas: guitar drones are so in right now.

Damn, my car is in need of repair. That means I will not be able to afford anything at all until xmas (and probably beyond), so if I have expressed a plan to buy a specific pedal and for you not to get it for me – I won't be getting it. If I haven't been specific about that, well, so be it.

THAT WILL TEACH YOU DRIVE AN IMPORT. GERMAN RIDES NEVER DIE. NEVER. NEVER EVER.

Disarm D'arcy wrote:GERMAN RIDES NEVER DIE. NEVER. NEVER EVER.

Is it not maybe bad timing to say things like that?

They're still a reliable vehicle, they just emit more than they would like to admit.
To the point of falsifying data.